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HBN: 7 Hypocritical Moments in Fox’s Letterman/Palin Report (VIDEO: OR GET THE CLAP)
How do I love/hate thee? Let me count the ways…
1) Gladstone, a brilliant satirist and humorist from Cracked.com, tells it like it is (from Ali’s perspective) on the whole Letterman/Palin faux debacle. A “debacle” undeserving of a French adjective or, in Palin’s case, a word with more than one syllable — like, “debacle.”
2) Remember kids, this blog is about me. Gladstone is a friend of “Unsuable Signal” and one of the funniest guests we’ve ever had. So, check out the episode where we had callers from Ireland and attempted calls from Australia. Since Australians are well known Commies — not a total loss. I mean, they do control Blog Talk Radio. We also have the beginnings of my radio career where my well timed Tourette’s Syndrome with coprophiliac features came in quite handy.
3) Dennis DiClaudio wrote a piece about myself and Gladstone on Comedy Central’s Indecision. This of course, induced a massive nerdgasm catapulting me into a month-long state of euphobia.
4) Sweet Irony: As you may or may not know, Tommy Christopher landed a gig at Asylum today. Totally Awesome! Even Awesomer? On the front page today I noticed Gladstone’s Hate By Numbers series along with Tommy’s first article. What I’m certain neither of them know, until perhaps now, is they have polar opposite views on Letterman’s “apology.” To sum up Tommy’s position (with a bit of conflation): Dave’s a statutory rapist:
Letterman’s attacks were made in an exponentially larger, broader forum, and included the statutory rape of a minor child. They cannot be taken down or redacted.
Tommy knows my position. It’s complex. Dave’s not a rapist. He’s a Meth addict.
6: Gladstone and Tommy need to hook up. They can give each other cyber-Chlamydia. Or genital warts. Two hysterical STD’s.
That’s loving hate by numbers. And that’s all.
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