Camp Obama “Re-Education Camps” are opening up around small bacteria-filled ponds near you.
Brainwashing — the underrated technique of scooping out brain goo and washing it with lukewarm water and soap or a soap-like substance. For the irrational low-rent miscreants who so desperately need it, this is the change we’ve been looking for. Fortunately, the “evil” Main Stream Media empire is painting Michelle Bachmann as some kind of “fringe” thinker. Like her past views somehow “taint” her most astute analysis ever — Obama intends to introduce re-education camps for perpetual Messianic control of the country.
I believe that there is a very strong chance that we will see that young people will be put into mandatory service. And the real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to go to work in some of these politically correct forums.
Dammit. Dammit ALL TO HELL! She screwed it up! How Bachman managed to reveal the Democratic plot to have President Obama rule in perpetuity belies the lack of intelligence I falsely attributed to her earlier during the campaign. The Distinguished Gentlewoman from Minnesota is spot on. The brilliant anonymous blogger I am will cover up her serendipitous find of Camp Obmas everywhere. She must be stopped. Where else will kids be forced to read Catcher In The Rye and ask what the big fucking deal is?
Cube might not be the most intrepid reporter ever, but, I had an opportunity to spend a day at the local Obama Re-Education Camp. Those little kids were so cute. Droning our mantra: “Unity. Hope. Change. Obama. Obey.” Darling little robots we all ought aspire to be. As the sun set, the reprogrammed tykes sung the campfire standard, “Marx Was A Jolly Man.” It was inspiring. This is why Bachmann must be stopped. I mean, these kids were great. They fancy socialism, dream of all having equal pay, look forward to running a gulag one day, and flip basketball cards on the cabin porch. Camp Obama is a throwback to happier days.
The skulls of the infidels can easily be cracked open and restored good as new afterward. Brainwashing is a painless procedure. I mean, they like to call it a “procedure.” I like to call it a fun little brain bubble bath. You scoop out the brain matter from the skull after sawing off the cap. Be careful during this part. Make sure you are away from water when turning on the saw.
Next, grab out some brain and rinse with Palm-Olive — it is important to keep those hands soft so you can blog afterward. Scrub the brain with a soft Brillo Pad. Make sure to rinse and repeat a few dozen times so as to be easy on the irrational brain.
Pretty soon, it’s peace on Earth kids. Thank goodness people think she’s crazy.