Sorry.
Technically, the other King Of Pop concurred with the dissent on strip search cases. I apologize. Like, I’m really sorry. Legal jargon can be confusing.
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June 26, 2009 at 8:22 pm |
Wow. No one wants to talk about the King Of Soda Pop’s opinion saying it’s ok to strip search kids? The King of Pop agreed with Clarence Thomas. 8-1 unconstitutional. The one holdout who likes seeing nude kids is Thomas. Even Scalia isn’t into bukaki of children.
Oh. You know how Michael learned to moonwalk? Avoiding his father’s punches. I’m torn between my love for Michael and knowing, deep down, he used his finger as a rectal thermometer in Webster’s ass. I mean, this sucks. Not the way he sucked off the kid from Home Alone, but, really this is wrong and easy. Not as easy as Corey Feldman, but, pretty easy.
See you in Hell.
June 27, 2009 at 12:03 am |
who can forgive him for what he did to farrah.
June 27, 2009 at 9:53 am |
When Farrah died, she did wish for all the children to be kept safe.
June 27, 2009 at 11:46 am |
CUBE, yer not totally sick.
yer human…….
June 27, 2009 at 1:11 pm |
Or, as Maria pointed out in the Father Cutie article, I’m a human bean — which is what Michael used as an explanation to get those kids to eat their veggies.
And… you’re welcome.
http://nationallampoon.com/articles/micheal-jackson-greatest-hits-jokes-edition
June 27, 2009 at 4:08 pm |
Loved his music, but him personally, I fear he was off his rocker, stuck in the mindset of a child..peterpan syndrome to the nth degree…I was watching his videos on VH1 last nite, and its as if you were watching a boy grow up..at certain times in his life, he was experiencing childhood, and living it out in his songs and videos.
Oh and I strongly suspect that he was also gay…with the cherubs and angels all over his home for decor…is sort of a dead give away…
not that there is anything wrong with being gay…
So, we lost 3 icons within a week, Ed, Farrah and Michael, death always travels in 3’s.
Go figure, the one with the most controversial life style, garners the most attention…
Pedophilia trumps bankruptsy and spiritualism…
June 28, 2009 at 1:13 am |
he ruined farrah’s final scene.
you had to wait a day and a half for a retrospect of farrah.