Yo Momma’s so fat…
she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama’s so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma’s so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma’s so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma’s so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma’s so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing “we are family”
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma’s so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma’s so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma’s so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
I do believe that’s a record for block quoting fat mother jokes which gives me all the intellectual property justification I need.