Someone sent me a link to your show at blog talk radio but I couldn’t hear anything, so I came to your blog. I still couldn’t hear anything but I saw hooters girls and what I think was some sort of castration and or fetish video. I am not sure if this was a promo for mountain oysters ( perhaps a new item at hooters) or a badly edited subliminal PSA by PETA trying to associate perky breasts and orange hot pants with German Shepard seminal fluid. All I know is I haven’t been made both horny and hungry by a video clip since those old ladies in the wears the beef commercials.
I will try to straighten out my audio issues so that I can catch your show and also won’t have to keep lip reading while watching porn.
Had fun last night. I think. I inhaled two scotches but am a total light-bantam weight when it comes to that, allegedly popping pills, snorting Oxys off of midgets, smoking crack with a one-legged hooker, and choking myself out while masturbating during the broadcast heard around the world.
Ireland Hello. Australia Hello.
I also just yacked up some bull testicles (those are what “Rocky Mountain Oysters” are as Bone referred to for the less adventurous diners).
Thanks to everyone for coming by! Especially my homegirls PCL, Michelle, and Splash.
You rule the airwaves, Cube! Excellent show. Nice to not have any yelling going on. Thanks to Gladstone too, he was entertaining and he brought a lot of nice, and very witty, kids to the chat room. Good fun all the way around–loved it!
This is a personal blog. You are banned for now. Look dick, this isn’t the crap you might be used to at PD. So, try to make some jokes and be a normal human being. People come here to chill, tell jokes about mothers, and fart. Go say the N word in the hood to someone’s face pussy.
@PCL. No need to apologize! I was hoping to fool people! Splash, buddy, I’m just messing with ya. He hasn’t even seen it yet probably. If he did, let him no I called him my homegirl and I’m working on his tax cut.
Sorry, I blew your joke–I really thought it was a grammar error. Splash will be cool with it–especially if you get him his tax cut.
Gladstone was pretty damn cool, but then I love anybody from over at Indy. I will sell my first born if you get Jon on the show, or even Stephen. And I loved the kids Gladstone brought with him. But really Cube, we cougars are well past the age of 25–so stop passing us off to the minors. LOL! Or we really will need your services.
But seriously, Cube, and this is the only time I will be serious–that was a great show and it’s really nice that you are so appreciative of your listeners. For such a crass humorist, you really are a nice guy. But you didn’t hear that from me.
Now where the fuck is mine and Michelle’s paycheck??