All Pigs Must Die! A Call To Arms

Run!  Run You Bastard Pigs!  Viva The 2nd Amendment!  (Ed. Note:  I’m working on Rosetta Stone)

Do you really think this is some fly-by-night website?  No.  We have cutting edge plans for Swine Flu.  Or should I say, soon to be very dead Swine Flu.  Bitch.

The 1970’s Public Service Announcement on Swine Flue has proven ineffective:

The Time Is Now!  I Call My Brothers and Sisters To Unite! We must take it upon ourselves to defeat the villainous swine (flu).

Remember:  There’s no good pig, like a dead little pig.  Preferably, the pink and cuddly ones.  Like that douche from Charlotte’s Web.  Someone should placekick that little turd through the uprights at the Old Vet in Philly.  Into a gutter by some puddle of Pat’s cheestake grease.  Undoubtedly, our only course of action is to murder every stinking pig on Earth.  But before that, we should waterboard the traif beasts.  That’ll teach Mr. Swine Flu Smarty Pig.  Did you hear the music in that PSA?  Killing pigs now is our last resort to halt the spread of this dastardly strain of influenza.  I mean, that PSA music.  That’s some scary ass shit.

Death To Pigs!  Death To Pigs!  Death To Pigs!

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11 Responses to “All Pigs Must Die! A Call To Arms”

  1. notscarednews Says:

    I have to make it public. It’s suppose to be secret, however most people in Austin, Tx knows about it. The police department has machine that can read your mind. A machine that can read someone’s mind will be used to violate EVERYONE’S CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS!!! It can also change the way you feel. Sexual impulses, anger, and paranoia are all feelings they can induce to you at their fingertips. This means it can cause a girl or boy to feel sexual, and get raped thinking they wanted to. Its like a drug. This is just one of the many crimes they commit with this machine RIGHT NOW!!!! They are using it right now to spy on their citizens RIGHT NOW!!! People will be spied on in there homes, without a warrant. (this means someone will be able to watch you during sex without your knowledge.) There are a lot of people all over the United States knowing about this machine. The police department is able to use it to spy on people in their own home. During interrogation they keep a person dazed, confused and not sound of mind to cohersed them into making certain statements. This is a violation of these people’s constitutional rights. Start thinking about how the government has given the police department a weapon to commit not only one of the biggest civil and constitutional rights violations of all time, but to commit war crimes such as rape, brainwashing, and toturing people without the victim’s knowledge. I know it is hard to believe, however if you happen to know someone in the police department who cares for you enough, just ask if they have a machine that can read and control people’s mind. After that, I would also like people to think about how we are able to get the government to stop letting the police department violate the people’s civil and constitutional rights, and committing war crimes against there own citizens. Major media companies have knowledge of this, but are not willing to broadcast it. People need to find out and talk about this issue.

  2. PCL Says:

    Where do you find that shit, Cube?? And no picking on Wilbur!!! Thanks for the trip down ‘memory lane’–those swine flu shots in the 70s hurt something awful, and I thought it wouldn’t because they weren’t using needles, they used hypo guns.

  3. Cube Says:

    I have an old storage of reel to reel PSA’s from the Seventies. Wilbur must be executed swiftly. He has the gift of speech. Like Caesar in Battle for The Planet of The Apes. Is that what you want huh? Damn liberals.

  4. Alex Villanueva Says:

    Wow. I haven’t heard music like that since I watched Space: 1999. I love 1970s PSAs. They inexplicably remind me of my childhood.

    • Cube Says:

      Hi Alex! Wow! You have some memory going back to the 70’s! Mine doesn’t really work anymore. I thank drugs. Hypothetically of course. Don’t respond to that Alex. I have to make sure you remain saintly.

      We are all Alex fans here. Why? You bring balance to the Force that is Tommy.

      How funny is that PSA?

      I don’t need no stinkin’ shot! The shot actually killed people. This stupid bug claims less lives than unleaded flu.

  5. Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

    but arnauld from green acres gets to live, doesn’t he.
    he’s not diseased- he’s NOT!

  6. Cube Says:

    Arnold? Dead. Wilbur? Dead. Niedermeyer…

  7. Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

    greg niedermeyer?

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