Run! Run You Bastard Pigs! Viva The 2nd Amendment! (Ed. Note: I’m working on Rosetta Stone)
Do you really think this is some fly-by-night website? No. We have cutting edge plans for Swine Flu. Or should I say, soon to be very dead Swine Flu. Bitch.
The 1970’s Public Service Announcement on Swine Flue has proven ineffective:
The Time Is Now! I Call My Brothers and Sisters To Unite! We must take it upon ourselves to defeat the villainous swine (flu).
Remember: There’s no good pig, like a dead little pig. Preferably, the pink and cuddly ones. Like that douche from Charlotte’s Web. Someone should placekick that little turd through the uprights at the Old Vet in Philly. Into a gutter by some puddle of Pat’s cheestake grease. Undoubtedly, our only course of action is to murder every stinking pig on Earth. But before that, we should waterboard the traif beasts. That’ll teach Mr. Swine Flu Smarty Pig. Did you hear the music in that PSA? Killing pigs now is our last resort to halt the spread of this dastardly strain of influenza. I mean, that PSA music. That’s some scary ass shit.
Death To Pigs! Death To Pigs! Death To Pigs!