Dennis DiClaudio once referred to himself as a “total dick” in response to a commenter on Indecision who called him (shocker) a “dick.” If memory serves me correctly, it was some poster named “Jim” — a contrarian and Ron Paul dry-humper.
Normally, I might have had some kind of PTSD reaction and tried to slit the throat of that bastard Zip from the shit who was trying to snipe at someone I admire and when I have those flashbacks from my days in ‘Nam and fucking Wagner starts playing and things tend to run-on and someone could very easily get you know, thrown off a bridge. But, I learned something that day.
Dennis is not a “total dick.” He’s really a front-court jai-alai player. Dennis can cradle a fast-paced goatskin ball placed on the inside wall and whip it back at lightening speed putting the opponent out of his misery.
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