“Padre Cutie: Victima O Pecador”

Horror movies seem to be a recurring theme this Friday The 8th...

Greek to me.

“Victim?”  “Sinner?”  I don’t know.

BREAKING (Not really. I already tracked down this information and so did other conglomerate media-types like Cube.  So, I really don’t understand how blogs ever can really “break” news unless it’s original reporting.  I’m actually writing “BREAKING” in ALL-CAPS and boldface type as I go along.  It just looks better despite being cliche and untrue):

Because the policy of this particular cyberzine is to respect the privacy of Father Cutie’s mistress, I can not tell you her name is “Ruhama Canellis” or that she lives in the “300 block of 20th Street” in Miami.  You see, other newspapers report on what other television stations reported here.  Those hacks are the ones who burn the identity of Father Cutie’s sex slave and put her on video.  I am only reporting on what another newspaper reported another television station was reporting.  Totally different.

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11 Responses to ““Padre Cutie: Victima O Pecador””

  1. Davis Says:

    I saw this on CNN too — poor father, he’s just relaxing on the beach. Give the guy a break

    • Cube Says:

      I love it. Read my first article Davis! I am pro Priest boning and think the vow of celibacy should be lifted. It’s called “The Thornbirds II: Miami Vice.”

      Thanks for stopping by p.s.

      There’s actually a good debate going on in Miami about this. Padre is cool by me.

  2. Cube Says:

    Sigh. You’re right PCL. Without a translation, one might think this was a film about warmth on Miami beaches. After all, it’s “Greek to me.” Or is it Chinese. These ching/chong languages all sound the same.

    Or does it matter? What do you think the tone is? Do we really need translation? Yo no creo etste es verdad. Y tu?

  3. PCL Says:

    Je parle seulement français et anglais. Je ne comprends pas ching/chong.

    What tone do you set for hypocrisy? “I’m a bad bad bad priest?”
    These poor saps are set up to fail with that ridiculous vow. If God wanted them to be celibate, why did he give them tallywhackers? LOL! I love that word.

    Nice reporting though, Cube. LOL! You will surely meet the devil someday. Or maybe you already have. Heh heh heh!

    • Cube Says:

      Exactly PCL. You don’t need to know exactly what the horror flick says! Although it translates literally into “Victim or Sinner,” it’s clear what the intent is: emulating Disney films.

  4. PCL Says:

    LOL!!! Beauty and the Beast? Lion King? No no, The Jungle Book!! That’s it! “Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities, forget about your worries and your stife….” That priest went all Mowgli on that woman. LOL!

  5. sara morales Says:

    Please leave along this gay, he is human bean don’t bother him, God made sex for every body no only for special people

  6. Cube Says:

    Holy crap Sara! Father Cutie is a human bean?

    (Check out the other articles where I favor beaning for special people)

    Thank you for commenting and make sure to bean Mark Imponeni

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