What a bunch of schmucks! While the world mistakenly calls Swine Flu, um… “Swine Flu,” one country stands alone. One country claws bravely against the tyranny of Main Stream Media’s recreation of the dictionary. Only Israel is politically correct (and genomically correct) to properly coin this pestilence for what it is: the Dirty, Stinking, Mexican Flu… [Ed. Amateur Psychological Note: Probable projection for improper slurs cast upon The Chosen Ones that of course, have long since passed.]
Although swine flu is a relatively common hazard of pig-farming, it is worth noting that, so far, health inspectors have not found infected pigs anywhere in Mexico. So why call it ‘swine flu’? The main reason is that the last strain of flu that genetically resembled this one was found among swine. But it does not have to be called ‘swine flu’. The Israeli deputy health minister, Yakov Litzman, says his country will refuse to call the disease by that name because religious Jews do not eat pork. ‘We will call it Mexico flu’, he said. What Litzman’s comments demonstrate is that the name, and image, we give to a disease is principally influenced by culture rather than science.
The reason my brethren from Israel refer to “The Artist Formerly Known As Swine Flue” as “Mexican Flu” is quite obvious: The pursuit for truth. Not science.
We The People of The Promised Land merely highlight a sad genetic deficiency the Mexican people long have suffered from since the days of Quetzalcoatl. It’s true: All first-born, Mexican, males have split hooves. Ask Moses! This unholy strain of influenza is passed to non-believers. Plagues of this type do not come from swine. So “not Kosher” this Swine Flu business is.
BREAKING! THEY FUCKED THE JEWS AGAIN. And, it was reported by the self-loathing Jewish paper The New York Times. It’s now the H1N1 Virus. Eat me. It will always be known to me as the Dirty, Mexican, Flu. [For the record, I love hitting the nail on the head before this sheep dag of a name change.]