Online Petition To Declare War Against Pigs And Advance The Birther Cause

Die Americans

Die Americans

Philip Berg and other Birthers have signed some dumb petition protesting The President’s eliegility.

Mine is better.  Sign up if you want to kill pigs and protest the POTUS with the MOSTUS bogus birth certificate ever.  Oh yeah.   Donate some money to me by just randomly giving me your credit card like that dick Berg does on ObamaCrimes.

See, if we’re going to sign a petition, let’s do it right.  Remove Obama as ineligible through the impeachment process.  Start a precision attack against pigs to thwart an outbreak, I don’t know, THE LIKES OF WHICH NO PLANET IN THE GALAXY HAS EVER SEEN! Attack formation!  Targeting all pigs in the Universe.  Say your prayers ya’ porky sons a’ bitches.

This petition is vital to the security of The United States of America.  Real Americans Kill Pigs, and take names….  the names of dead pigs.

So, sign up bitches!  Tell the government why Obama shouldn’t be President AND why pigs must die to prevent the outbreak of swine flu.

Obama’s advice?  “Cover your mouth when you cough?  What? It’s time to nuke these split hoofed swine.

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9 Responses to “Online Petition To Declare War Against Pigs And Advance The Birther Cause”

  1. PCL Says:

    NOW THAT IS JUST WRONG CUBE!!! Poor little Wilbur–didn’t you cry at that movie, Cube?? Come on, admit it–you cried, didn’t you? You evil man you.

  2. Cube Says:

    Thank you for signing the petition to protect birthers, advance their cause, and kill pigs.

  3. Cube Says:

    I didn’t even know it was a movie until now. And, I laughed when Charlotte died and made fun of the children in class after throwing them into a web with dead pigs and rabbits. I had to pay homage to Lenny.

  4. Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

    you know for years I thought that this charlotte I knew’s full name was charlotte webb.
    I’d even refer to her miss webb in conversation.

  5. Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

    mon dieu / omigod! one of my little brothers just walked in with a box of old pictures that we have to burn.
    they’re from the days of charlotte’s web——- the book.

  6. Cube Says:

    As you know, Michelle Bachmann is pro-book burning…

    What to write about…

  7. Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

    I just washed my brain and I can’t do a thing with it.

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