It’s Official: Sarah Palin Is A Dildo (Update: Told Ya)

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I am outraged!  Sarah Palin is “made of the finest silicone not latex.”

FIRST UPDATE OF DILDO ARTICLE IN INTERNET HISTORY:  Aha!  For those who do not read the tags, I told you “Barack Obama is a Dildo.”

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UPDATE TWO:  Dildo Power!  Sarah Palin resigned!  Do not underestimate the power of my dildo predicting skills.  I’m a dildo Jedi.  This is where you saw my dildo brain begin to think something was really wrong with Palin — the dildo.  The full court press of my dildo squad did it.  I’d like to give a shout out to my dildo posse (that’s posse).  It wasn’t Vanity Fair.  It was my mutherfucking dildo.

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20 Responses to “It’s Official: Sarah Palin Is A Dildo (Update: Told Ya)”

  1. It’s Official: Sarah Palin Is A Dildo Says:

    […] Original post by Cube […]

  2. Michelle Says:

    6″???

    hahahahahhahahahahahaha

    I’ll pass, thanks.

  3. PCL Says:

    As an egg salad sandwich lover, I take offense to your tag about her being an egg salad sandwich, Cube.

  4. Michelle Says:

    maybe I shoulda posted that loop of Sarah talking about her cat on here

    LOL

  5. PCL Says:

    DO IT!!!

  6. Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

    you said “cat”

  7. Michelle Says:

    hahahahhahaha

    PCL, Cube might bust a vein over that one….LOL

    you notice, it killed the thread over at your place…I think it fired out Splash for a few days…he must be speechless…

    this must be why she resigned….

  8. Michelle Says:

    wtf,

    here it is…

    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=dztob9&s=4

  9. Michelle Says:

    and thats fried….not fired…

  10. Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

    mon dieu/omigod——palin is going to resign to become a full time dildo.

  11. Cube Says:

    Hell, she didn’t need to resign to do that Louis. Listen to the show tomorrow and you’ll hear why this article got started. Splash will certainly enjoy hearing it. What’s wrong with Splash? He likes the dildo?

    • Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

      ohhhhhhh—-le quart de julliet is an all day and half the night roving family barBque across 3 parishes with parades, fais do-do, horse races and fireworks.
      I won’t be able to listen to it, I’ll have to guess what the reason is from people’s comments about it.
      btw/fyi, klienpeter’s now makes sweet potato ice cream.

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