With everyone all up on the twitter tip when it comes to their green tinted avatars, we here at Cube have some items you should totally consider in our revolution to overthrow Iran. This show of solidarity is far more important than utilizing twitter as some technological means to advance a just cause. In fact, I loathe the argument that going green for freedom somehow makes the twitterer in question an easier mark for Iranian agents waiting in the bushes to slit your throat and pull your tounge down through your neck and use it as a falafel. They call that, an “Iranian Necktie.” Keeping the possibility of your assassination at bay for a moment, because that threat is imminent and real, here are some items for your consideration:
6. Vibratex Koi Vibrator
Hello Ladies! Show those oppressed women in Iran what they’ve been missing with this beatuiful, green, electric, erotic pleasure avatar. Bonus! Tell Ahamadinejad to stimulate his vagina with it. Double Bonus: If you are gay, reach out to the gays in Iran who are invisible and show them the wonders of green freedom for their non-existing penis-craving anuses.
5. The Emotional Avatar
4. Better Lives For Farmers
Now, at first blush, this might confuse the less informed supporter of protests. I mean, we have a red sheep and a green sheep. To the untrained eye, dueling sheep with DNA programmed to destroy rival sheep might seem like an issue, I assure you, these sheep are for the liberation of the Iranian people. After explaining Obama’s call to unity, and the longstanding tradition of lonely farmers in Iran, what better way to bang a sheep than for them to have the color of their choosing. Courtesy of Americana — Maddona and the sheep she treats like Easter Eggs. Remember, be sure to tell fellow twitterers you are more on the green sheep’s side otherwise you might be debeaked for those against peace and harmony amongst sheep, farmer, nation, and Allah.
3. Teach The Children Darwinism
2. Show Them God!
What better way than to show your green support with the wonderful colors of Christmas.
1. The Dinner Jacket
Well, there you have it folks. The latest in green avatarwear. Dinner Jackets, Tropical Forrests, Wrestlers, Sheep, Christmas Trees and Dildos.
It’s time we take it to the tweets.
But this one goes to seven.
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