Open Haiku To Sarah Palin

My Argentinian Alaskan Princess,

I Call This “Water.” I hope you like it. Ahem…

Stunning Calls For Night
Loved Ones By Lake Full Of Life…
Multiple Geese Croaked.

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14 Responses to “Open Haiku To Sarah Palin”

  1. PCL Says:

    That was the best one you have ever put up, Cube!

    I barely made it through her press announcement–evidently she never belonged to Toastmistresses. She makes W seem downright articulate.

    By the way, I read your entry about all this over at Tommy’s–excellent! Couldn’t agree with you more on this one.

    • Cube Says:

      Thanks! Where is your site? Your link isn’t working and I want to put it on the blog dinner roll.

      • PCL Says:

        Oh shit, I forgot to log on to Word Press before posting to your site. Sorry. And thanks–you’re a sweetheart.

        Oh, and WTF?? You have my favorite duo, the Ris (I hope I’m spelling that right, kinda drunk right now) boys on the show–on a holiday???? Cube, honey, get em back on soon–I love those boys!!

      • PCL Says:

        By the way, Cube–educate me please, what is the significance of the blog roll? Is this just the blogs you go to–so should I put you and Tommy’s on our blog roll? And Indy too?

  2. Michelle Says:

    quawk quawk quawk

  3. RIck 123 Says:

    U r a dum ass obama nut

  4. Cube Says:

    And you sir, are a vagina.

  5. Dylan Says:

    From this point forward, she is Argentine until Mark Sanford proves otherwise.

  6. Enna Says:

    Oh I love haikus! Thanks for posting this.

  7. Michelle Says:

    hey, what did vaginas ever do to deserve that, Cube?


  8. Cube Says:

    Wait, you love haiku Enna? I don’t get it honestly. But, that is the first Open Haiku to Palin. Thus, it has become relevant for us. I did stick to the 5-7-5 format. And, it sort of makes no sense. Which makes sense since it’s about Palin.



    She is governor of Argentina now. Breaking. Developing…

    • Michelle Says:

      LOL, ooooook….I fergoted….

      guess we should really cry for Argentina now, huh?

    • Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

      gobenadoress of Argentina!?
      oh great, now the RNC has to foot her bills for re-assembling The World’s Largest Collection of Tasteless Jewelry.

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