What’d He Say? He Said The President Is Near! The Tax On Secret Service

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A “secret memo” from a noted left-wing liberal organization (The Fiendish Congressional Research Service) was unearthed and indicated that death threats against President Obama have increased somewhere in the neighborhood of four-hundred percent. Give or take.

Glenn Beck and his supporters must loudly protest this tax and interference of government interference by the government:

The unprecedented number of death threats against President Obama, a rise in racist hate groups, and a new wave of antigovernment fervor threaten to overwhelm the US Secret Service, according to government officials and reports, raising new questions about the 144-year-old agency’s overall mission.

The Secret Service is tracking a far broader range of possible threats to the nation’s leaders, the officials said, even as it also investigates financial crimes such as counterfeiting as part of its original mandate.

The new demands are leading some officials, both inside and outside the agency, to raise the possibility of the service curtailing or dropping its role in fighting financial crime to focus more on protecting leaders and their families from assassination attempts and thwarting terrorist plots aimed at high-profile events.

As Glenn Beck dry-humpers, bedpan-lickers, and other rational creatures might contend, even Uber-Commie, Dennis DiClaudio of Comedy Central’s Indecison, agrees with the rationale behind the spike in presidential death threats:

Hmmmmmm… I wonder what is the one thing that white supremisist militia groups — not to mention the health care protesters with guns and people on writing Facebook polls about whether or not Barack Obama should be killed — hate most about him. What could it be?  Wow. This is a very difficult question to answer.

I suppose they’re just really, really oppose a public option for health care. I mean, that’s pretty much the only thing I can think of.

The answer is simple and documented in the film archives of Americana in the above clip:  They want their country back.

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One Response to “What’d He Say? He Said The President Is Near! The Tax On Secret Service”

  1. PCL Says:

    Oh Cubie, I missed this one–nice. Love Blazing Saddles (and just about everything Mel Brooks did, particularly Young Frankenstein). And the point you make, or rather Dennis makes is quite clear. But hey, I like the way you put it–“They want their country back.”

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