Gang Green: Twitterers Who Support Iranian Protest With Green Paint Jobs

If  you interact with the terrorists in Iran on twitter like I do,  you may “encounter” these pesky demonstrators who support the protest by dying their avatars green in some kind of twisted message of solidarity.   I claim not to be an expert in foreign policy.   That, I am not.  However, when it comes to green pictures from the beak of twitter and creating some fucking list, I rock.

Tommy Christopher

twitprofgreenLou Ferrigno as Incredible HulkDon’t get cocky Christopher.  I have pics of the rest of your body.  Just look at the face folks.  Dead ringer.*

Mary Katharine Ham

maryham

Get this!  Totally not from twitter.  The intern at Cube found this in a secret diary where Mary confesses her love for environmentalist communes with cowboys, gays, and hippies.

Caleb Howe

green-twitter2

Please.  God.  Someone with photoshop do something.  I suggest a picture with Jane Fonda.

Ann Coulter

ann_coulter

Just signed up for twitter. Looks like a good place where I can bash Edwards and the fags without being caught. Horray for the internet8:30 PM Jul 10th, 2007 from web”

Dr. Puppykicker

puppykicker

I get to feel like I’m supporting a worthy cause without actually accomplishing anything! Hooray!”  Oh calm down P.C. Police.  It’s an existentialist joke that I subscribe to.  So do you.  Be honest.  Drpuppykicker is kidding, a riot, and also, serious: “Relax, I don’t really kick puppies. Mostly I just eat them.”  Me too.

Eddie “Cube” Rawls

dinnerjacketeatme

Boo Iran!

*“Dead Ringer” are words that just came to mind and had nothing to do with Lou Ferrigno.

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3 Responses to “Gang Green: Twitterers Who Support Iranian Protest With Green Paint Jobs”

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    Wow.

  2. Cube Says:

    @Caleb: That’s what your mom said?

    A green Pug and my own thoughts have me very conflicted here. I will stay with my green “Eat Me” Dinner Jacket for a bit longer.

    Also, how fucking badass is that Pug’s tongue? That’s what happened to the last dude who dated Coulter. With consent. Of all parties. Hypothetically. In my imagination.

    Shit.

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