So, I was talking with Mrs. Rawls, my mommy, and she asked me how things were going with the internet.
“It’s great Mom. Like, I’m learning a lot and meeting all of these interesting people. It’s better than real work. Finally, I think that philosophy and political science degree is really coming in handy. I mean the fine edcuation, coupled with the whole law school thing you and Daddy paid for, is really allowing me to make some inroads out there. In cyberspace.”
“That’s nice Cubey.”
“And guess what Mom?”
“What’s that my little alta kaka?”
“My friend Tommy Christopher got fired by AOL for calling out some conservative hate fucking rapist who also thinks about chemically castrating his own testicles and burns swastikas on puppy dog tushies while wearing a Klan Hood and masturbating with a cheesgrater. But, no midgets were hurt.”