The Right Goes Back To The Future And Targets Unnamed Obama Nominations

When the Right hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.

Watch this!  Watch this!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU!  88 MILES PER HOUR!!!

While right-wing groups attempt to wrinkle time and foil this triple-dimension alternative universe of communist justices from Hades, Marty and Doc are all over it at The ABA Journal: Law News Now:

Some conservative groups aren’t waiting for President Obama to announce his choice to fill the seat of retiring Justice David H. Souter. They are taking aim at three potential Supreme Court nominees in attack ads posted on YouTube. …

Supreme Court practitioner Thomas Goldstein, who created SCOTUSblog, told the Tribune that the Internet and blogs have helped distribute information about the possible nominees. “The downside is that there is an equal leveling effect in which totally idiotic wing nuts can go off—that’s true on both the far left and far right.”  (emphasis added)

Wait a second!  That lazy block quote is from “Law News Now.”  How about, law news later?  Such is the tripe of blowhard lawyers easily debunked when the right has attorney-bots designed by Stephen Hawking.

Information procured by time traveling conservatives explicitly state in the above video Judge “Wood ruled that peaceful abortion demonstrators should be punished under the same law that applies to mob bosses.”

What?  Some really activist judge is a covert mob boss who wantonly throws abortions and fetal tissue at unsuspecting litigants?  I sure do hope Doc or Marty can answer this question!  I care not to hear some alta kaka rant about certain consequences the likes of which the Earth has never seen.  I mean, what do we become?  Assholes?

SCOTUSblog reports that Wood’s RICO ruling “was a judgment primarily about injunctive relief and the breadth of the racketeering statute, not on the right to provide an abortion or to protest.”

Well  I never!  Such is far too sober analysis from Marty and Doc over at the American Bar Association for me to take seriously.   Simply, this “objective” legal punditry (the ABA is known for outrageous claims and sharp wit) has not yet proven to have set things in their proper order in the Cosmos.  A hole exists in the space-time continuum.

Clearly, the Right has done their homework and has brought us the future.  Now, if only they could go back in time to a moonlit manger in Kenya.

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21 Responses to “The Right Goes Back To The Future And Targets Unnamed Obama Nominations”

  1. Michelle Says:

    they are just so fucking stupid, really…

    Im so tired of the debate with these sorts of people, do they even realize how they have screwed this whole country up? and they think we’re going to let them just keep doing so, I don’t think so…

    For all of those extremists out there, you know who you are…the ones that post prapaganda and smarmy remarks about other people…(nothing like what Im doing). lol

    THOSE people…Ive really tried to not take it here, but Ive been left with no choice..they want division, you got it buster…this is war, you want to take away MY way of life, decide that the things I find acceptable, normal or otherwise just daily shit in general are unexceptable to you, therefore, not worthy of drawing air.

    Fuck that.

    Im all for live and let live, but some are doing their damnedist to keep certain people, from doing just that. I want to take every person that looks down their so called high and mighty nose, and make them feel their life, feel what they are putting out there, blow by blow.

    Case you haven’t noticed, Im a bit pissed today, but a good pissed. Waking up can be such a drag. Thats what is happening, for some, we are waking up, and not liking what we see, and we are doing something about it, in vain maybe, but at least we are off our asses and trying to affect our daily doings with others. The rest, are building an even bigger wedge in which to divide us, fine by me…at least I can see who they are now.

    Cheney is Darth Vader..and you are either with him, or your are what is bright and hopeful about being an American.

    Thank You for this soap box moment.

    =)

  2. Michelle Says:

    Now, Im gonna go eat my Peas

  3. PCL Says:

    Slackers.

  4. Michelle Says:

    As if, huh PCL?

    these trifflin’ SOB’s are workin’ my last nerve!!

    • PCL Says:

      I got plenty of nerves to spare and share, Michelle–so let them bring it on.
      Ooooh, I’m such a bad ass when I’ve had my Pinot–it’s like spinach was for Popeye! LOL!

  5. Cube Says:

    I like that Peas tune. Yo gals, call up if you could and ask Mary some questions about 45 minutes in. Especially what it’s like working in a male dominated environment in comedy.

  6. Michelle Says:

    Louie, if you are speaking to me,

    I AM julia sugarbaker!

    hahahahhahahahha

    I AM a designing woman!

    funny, thats one of my nicnames….

  7. Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

    guess by now everyone’s heard that the synagogue bombing plot was a hoax.
    an identity thief turned fbi informant found some actual schizoids and convinced them to try and buy explosives to bomb the place.

  8. Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

    yeah, seems like everyone recognized the name of the FBI agent in the news who supposedly uncovered the plot.
    he’s been clocked before for stuff like that in order to get raises and promotions.
    he started staking out a mosque, where he was immediately suspected of being an undercover person.
    then he schmoozed some druggies and one schizophreniac and lured them into a plot to buy “explosives” from him and blow up a synagogue.
    it all came out when the court recognized the defendants as 3 half wit losers and one schizo who didn’t know where he was.
    of course that was all after the prosecutor painted them as extremely dangerous terrorists, which cost him his credibility.
    then it came out that the agent was giving them the idea to do the deed, so that he could arrest them for it.

  9. Michelle Says:

    Thinking of our Troops on Memorial Day.

    Thank You for your service and for keeping us safe.

    While Memorial Day is to honor those who have fallen, I will also take this day, to honor those that still fight for us today. Please remember at 3pm today, to take a moment for our troops, past and present.

    I just spent the better part of Sunday, with a young man, a childhood friend of my children’s, who in NOV. will deploy to Iraq. I see him as one of mine, won’t you please, keep “MIKE” in your thoughts and prayers as he moves forward in his mission.

    • PCL Says:

      Very nice, Michelle–and will do. I know how you feel, I have 3 of those ‘one of mine’–the only thing missing is the same last name.

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