“What kind of sound does the little piggie make? That’s right! Oink! Oink! Oink! Come here you cute little bout of influenza you…”
The swine flu outbreak responsible for as many as 103 deaths in Mexico and at least 20 confirmed cases in the U.S. is “obviously a cause for concern … but it is not a cause for alarm,” President Barack Obama said Tuesday.
Speaking before the National Academy of Sciences, Mr. Obama said he is “closely monitoring” the swine flu situation, getting regular updates from the various public health agencies grappling with the problem – the Centers for Disease Control and the Department of Health and Human Services among them. Mr. Obama said Americans can expect regular updates from these agencies as well.
Once again President Obama cozies on up to the enemy. The villains. Treacherous swine.
“Concern?” No way man. I’m not falling for it. Those pigs are bastards. I say, panic. And this time, I’ll be ready.
DIE PIGS! Pig Haters Unite! Victory!