Economic Woes: Obama Causes Hungry Men To Steal, Eat Calf

Calf KilledDid you really need proof President Obama’s economic stimulus plan is not working?  Mr. Perfect President has utterly ignored the plight of the hungry:

Two unemployed, hungry men stole a calf from a neighbor’s barn, shot it with an arrow and slit its throat before roasting its meat, police said. David Lochner, 21, and Timothy Welch, 18, were camping outside Palmyra, 20 miles southeast of Rochester, several weeks ago when a dairy farmer reported his calf missing, said State Police Investigator John Stubbe.Authorities found a bloody bow and remains near the barn and in a river.

The two men first said they had shot a deer. But Stubbe said authorities later determined that the two had walked from their campsite to Brandon Hoad’s barn and broken in.

The dairy farmer said the two were staying with someone who worked for him but knew nothing about the disappearance of the nearly 2-month-old female calf, named Emmy.

Stubbe said the two “decided they wanted something to eat,” led the calf out of the barn, shot it with arrows and cut its throat.

The two gutted the animal and sliced off steaks, leaving the carcass behind, the investigator said.

They were arrested and arraigned Wednesday on burglary charges. Police said more charges are pending, including cruelty to animals.

[Courtesy: News Of The Weird]

Arrested?  Fuck Emmy!  If Palin and Republicans were in charge, things would be brighter.  These men would earn medals, not pinstripes.  The police acted deplorably.  The overreach of the government is a direct result of President Obama’s failure to live up to his campaign promises.  Once again, our Commander In Chief fails to work across the aisle and appeal to the Republican base.

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11 Responses to “Economic Woes: Obama Causes Hungry Men To Steal, Eat Calf”

  1. notscarednew Says:

    56–ff Read up on something else left by the Bush Administration still going on in Austin, TX.-2d
    They left a weapon for the police department in Austin, TX to torture and violate people’s rights without anyone knowing. Read more at http://www.notscarednews.com 34–fg

  2. Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

    astronaut UFO sightings, cattle rustlers and pirates in the 21st century.
    the 1 World Order is like a disney movie.

    • PCL Says:

      You know Louis, I have a friend in Colorado and her dream is to be kidnapped by aliens–so where were those UFO sightings at?

      • Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

        pcl,
        it was in the news last week or so.
        one of those astronauts from the 60s apollo-or-something-or-other-like-that missions said he saw one.
        it didn’t say whether or not he gave the interview from a nursing.
        paxil wasn’t mentioned either.
        seems like he’s said that before, a decade or so ago.

      • Peggy Says:

        Louis,
        I read that story, too. It was way before paxil. Think he was taking valium. That shit was almost as bad for the mind as botox is for the face. I mean, take a look at Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Bachmann. Would you want your mind to be in the same shape as their faces??

        PCL, send your friend my way. I’ll take her to Rachael, NV. The town is right smack dab on the Extra-Terrestrial Highway. A few drinks and a little of this and a little of that and you can see almost anything there.

  3. Cube Says:

    I don’t know who the first poster was, but, for future warning, I will be using a ray gun on any and all UFO posts.

    🙂

    This post is about two dudes killing a calf and eating it. Objection. Relevancy. Have a great day all.

  4. RyboSlybo Says:

    mmmm… BEEF!

    and

    BONG!

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