You might remember the story of Miami’s Father Cutie, a/k/a Father “Oprah.” To recap, Father Cutie got caught with his hand in the thong jar and left the Catholic Church for some skank rather than stay true to God.
Good news heathens! He’s back. He’s boning. He’s an Episcopalian preacher man. And, Padre Cutie exchanged nuptials with his sweetie from the sands of South Beach: