Posts Tagged ‘Unusable Signal’

Unusable Signal! Happy Fourth!

July 4, 2009

Come celebrate the fourth appearance by at least one of the Ris brothers. Be afraid! The wild and zany brothers from East St. Louis (or thereabouts) have some surprise in store for you and Dylan is known to carry a switchblade. It’s the greatest tube show in tube show history baby! Comedy Central alumni Dylan and Ethan Ris will be on hand to help me funnel Diprivan and discuss Sarah Palin.

Tonight!  11:00 PM EST  Click here for Milk Of Amnesia.

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“Unusable Signal” Comedy On Trial: The Defense

June 13, 2009

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Res Ipsa Loquitor Chowderheads. WARNING: THIS SHOW WILL CONTAIN EXPLICIT LANGUAGE ANS VULGAR SEXUAL INNUENDO IS LIKELY (ACTUALLY, IT PROBABLY WON’T BE INNUENDO IF I MAKE IT WITH A POLAR BEAR I’VE TRAINED TO LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM). Toddlers should listen without their parent’s consent. Comedy has been put under a microscope unfairly as of late, and, it’s a good time to mark down DNR on the toe-tag of the P.C. Police. Or, have them do comedy themselves.

Tonight 11:00 PM (EST)

Unusable Signal Lineup!

May 22, 2009

MaryThis week we are very pleased to bring to you the world’s foremost expert on comedy and the economy — Mary Rosanne (Cecilia) Phillips-Sandy.  Mary learned counting at an early age when she had to add all of her names and divide by 3.14 at her confirmation.  Mary wrote for Comedy Central’s Indecision 2008 and can be found at Mary’s Nut House.  We’ll be discussing all things hysterical, political, and economical.

I will be tackling the issue of feminism with Mary.  Being a huge fan of females, I am certain to fuck that part of the interview up.   Basically, she’s brilliant and I’m scared of her.  Generally, I operate from a viewpoint that women are smarter than men.  This prevents trouble down the road.

Mary’s coverage of politics and the economy can be found at Comedy Central’s Indecision Library.   She also plays the part of Not Nurse Ratched* at Mary’s Nut House.

11:00 PM (EST) Saturday on Blog Talk Radio.

*Check out the name of the boat.  I’m weird.

Game On!

May 16, 2009

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Tonight.  11:00 PM EST.  Unusable Signal With Cube.

Tommy Christopher will be my guest on what I am promising wil be a different show.  I’ll fill this out later.

It’s 5:00 AM and I just broke something.  My toe.  It hurts.

I Feel Like Sally Fields. With A Penis.

May 8, 2009

Best tweet not sung by a pedophile who got off the hook:

  1. TheInDeciderTheInDeciderGladstone and Cube on the Radio (Just Like Donna Summer) http://tinyurl.com/q2jmqy

Too coolGladstone tomorrow night and Indy writing our stupid tube show up?  A word G. Xavier Robillard might splatter would be “nerdgasm.”

Dennis DiClaudio once referred to himself as a “total dick” in response to a commenter on Indecision who called him (shocker) a “dick.”  If memory serves me correctly, it was some poster named “Jim” — a contrarian and Ron Paul dry-humper.

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Unusable Signal With Cube!

May 2, 2009

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“Pigs, The Supreme Court, and Politics.”  Check out the tags for some of the topics and leave suggestions in the comments.  Money works too.  Better see all of you in the chat room!  Oh yeah, Tommy Christopher to be on to kick things off with me.  Update: Alex Villanueva to make premier tube show appearance.

11:00 PM EST

Video Showing Why A White Guy Should Know Not To Say The “N” Word In A Black Area

April 25, 2009

Last night, as a guest on Italian Tomatoes and later as host of Unstable Signal, I had to explain to a white guy why he got his ass kicked in a Black bar for calling a patron the “N” word.

Perhaps you want to reread that last sentence.  I’ll wait.

That I didn’t pull the plug on all of the listeners earlier is my lone regret.

You Cannot Be Serious!  You don’t do that!  You’re wrong!  That you don’t see it, boggles the mind.  This fellow was a Marine, so, I tried to show some deference to him, nevertheless he was upset his black friends didn’t defend him.  Ummm…

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Unusable Signal With Cube Lineup

April 25, 2009

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I.  The Torture Debate

-Empirical Proof

-Normative Analysis

-The “Ticking Bomb” Scenario

-The “Train Switch” Hypothetical

-“Torture Warrant” Theory

-What Constitutes Torture?

-The Problems With Criminal Prosecutions As A Matter Of Law

-Bybee, Pelosi, Attorneys, Officials, Agents, New York Times Article.

II  Trolls

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Issabella Rosselini Loves Doggy-Style Sex With A Nude, Naked, Praying Mantis In A “Green Porno” Without Tila Tequila

April 23, 2009

I’m all about sexual deviance.  However, Isabella Rosselinni and the Sundance Channel take it to a new level of sick pornography by introducing a new world of disturbing fetishes on Green Day.  Unquestionably, this goes beyond the pale of obscenity.  Ever fuck a spider?  That’s disgusting.  Who would ever think of such a thing?  On this issue, I am not indecisive.

Sundance has crossed the line.  First, we had Ms. Rosselinni performing an impossible act on herself with an earthworm.  In the Sixty-Nine Position no less.  A coprophilac earthworm even.  Now the loathsome  Sundance Channel and Rossellini are doing a sequel.

The Tax Day Tea Party Patriots need to march on this immediately!  Green Porno 2:  BeastBangBoogoolo, is playing at a theater near you.  It’s disgusting.  She nails a starfish with no penis.

Happy Green Day?  No.

Attica!  Attica!

Unusable Signal With Cube: John Ziegler! Tonight! 11:00 P.M. EST UPDATE!

April 18, 2009

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Tonight, we interview John Ziegler about his brush with Starsky and Hutch.   An incredible panel will discuss this week in politics to lead us off.  Tommy and I are back tonight with Max Blumenthal of The Daily Beast.  It’s like a smorgasbord of tube show delicacies.   BREAKING:  Matt Lewis of AOL’s Political Machine will be joining us as well.  If you are WADE, and have not figured out the latter link is for “Unusable Signal,” you might want to click on it.

UPDATE:  From The Comments:

  1. Michelle Says:
    April 18, 2009 at 10:56 pm | Reply editlol

    live blog from here?

    ok, Im a newbie still to all this blog and radiotalkcomputer stuff…

  2. Michelle Says:
    April 19, 2009 at 1:51 am | Reply edit

    1. Great show Cube!

Holy Shit!  Holy Shit!  Holy Shit!  Holy Shit!

Well.  Now I know what exactly what it feels like to scrape my testicles against a cheese-grater.  What do they call that party?

So like, here’s my own, very relevant, take:  Apparently Max Blumenthal and John Ziegler are not going back to Cali to have a gay marriage and overturn Prop 8.

Who gets caught in the crossfire?  Me.  Cube.  An inanimate object floating around cyberspace!  Who’s this about?  Me.  That’s who.  Who do I trust? Me!  Who I trust, is my own business!

But I distress

The first hour was great.  Probably the best first hour in the annals of tube show history.  Max was insightful on a host of issues.  Specifically, I very much enjoyed listening to his analysis about some dude with a Hummer named, “WAR,” and his bestest friend Sarah Palin.

Max has an uncanny ability to analyze the political calculus and support his arguments with facts and a style that is persuasive.  He also has the uncanny ability to stick his middle finger up in the air at my upcoming guest.

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