With everyone all up on the twitter tip when it comes to their green tinted avatars, we here at Cube have some items you should totally consider in our revolution to overthrow Iran. This show of solidarity is far more important than utilizing twitter as some technological means to advance a just cause. In fact, I loathe the argument that going green for freedom somehow makes the twitterer in question an easier mark for Iranian agents waiting in the bushes to slit your throat and pull your tounge down through your neck and use it as a falafel. They call that, an “Iranian Necktie.” Keeping the possibility of your assassination at bay for a moment, because that threat is imminent and real, here are some items for your consideration:
If you interact with the terrorists in Iran on twitter like I do, you may “encounter” these pesky demonstrators who support the protest by dying their avatars green in some kind of twisted message of solidarity. I claim not to be an expert in foreign policy. That, I am not. However, when it comes to green pictures from the beak of twitter and creating some fucking list, I rock.
Just when you were ready to mop up that pool of urine by your leg from laughing at comedy from the right, here comes their hysterical efforts at writing limericks:
Submitted by HenriettaHughes
There once was a man named Obama
Who climbed out the vagine of his Mama
Hawaii or Kenya?
We’ll n’er know cuz Whenya
Ask all about it, there’s drama!
Submitted by Eddie Po’
If Biden was from Nantucket
He’d carry his hair in a bucket
He’d trap in his pail
Each strand that did fail
Instead he got plugs and said ‘what the hay!’
Peggy Says:
June 9, 2009 at 2:37 am | Reply edit
A social conservative and economic liberal is a guy who spends tons of money for decorations, booze and food for a bachelor party but won’t hire a stripper.
Don’t get cocky Christopher. I have pics of the rest of your body. Just look at the face folks. Dead ringer.*
