Posts Tagged ‘Tea Parties’

Unusable Signal With Cube Lineup

April 25, 2009


I.  The Torture Debate

-Empirical Proof

-Normative Analysis

-The “Ticking Bomb” Scenario

-The “Train Switch” Hypothetical

-“Torture Warrant” Theory

-What Constitutes Torture?

-The Problems With Criminal Prosecutions As A Matter Of Law

-Bybee, Pelosi, Attorneys, Officials, Agents, New York Times Article.

II  Trolls



Fire Olbermann!

April 17, 2009

Matt Lewis asks us about Garofolo and whether she embodies “liberalism.”  No.  But, let’s not forget about the Sportscenter anchor turned faux intellectual — Keith Olbermann.  Noted Feminine Hygiene Product (immorally called a “douche” at times).

Garofolo flies in the face of liberalism. Actually, she flies in the face of sanity for purposes of advancing a cause. No, she’s just insane. It’s all in the eyes. Look at her eyes. They’re wild. Vacant almost. They are only potential harm to the Democratic Party.

Objectively, Olbermann has become an extremist and the antithesis of that which he accuses his counterparts to be. Don’t you remember this guy from Sportscenter? He was always trying to one-up whomever was next to him. The worst person in the world segment is in and of itself contrary to not only liberalism, but moderate and conservative ideologies. C’mon. How in the world EVER can Bill O’Reilly be the worst person. That horse is so dead and beaten it’s been to the glue factory and back for recycling. It’s kind of not right to single someone out and call him or her the worst person in the world. I know it’s shtick. But, I personally know someone he branded and he couldn’t have gotten it more wrong.

Fire Olbermann. He caused harm at the DNC. I won’t forget that. It’s not like people have it in for say… Anderson Cooper. However, FOX is essentially the flip side of the coin of MSNBC. I just hate Olbermann’s fat head. Why Garofolo is relevant at all is beyond me. Really. Run.

At least Drescher is doing something. I want her and Franken debating in the Senate P.S.  So the argument goes now that I’m a hypocrite.  No.  Olbermann tolerates and does not question her position even once.  I’ve had it with him.  And, for the Blue-Ray DVD recording device, I’ve been against Olbermann since before the DNC.

Liveteablogging Glen Beck’s Effort To Thwart Testicular Cancer

April 15, 2009


5:05:  Glen Beck does not give a “flying crap” about Republicans or Democrats.  Tell us something we don’t know fuckface.

5:09:  BREAKING:  GLEN BECK TELLS TED NUGENT HE’S SEXY!  Then he dunks his testicle into his mouth.

5:11: Look at that microphone Pat Gray is gripping.

5:13:  YES A RON PAUL SUPPORTER!  It starts with the FED if you ask him.  Too bad he can’t fucking spell it.  Actually, this guy is great!  He hurts the G.O.P.  Fox is retarded.

5:14  Remember The Alamo!  But pray for a drug induced coma when listening to this stain.

5:15:  OK.  Beck is basically arguing with the crowd and trying to steer them on point.  OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!  Socialism.  Neil Cavuto in a split screen with Beck is like an orgy of bedpans.  Even Beck can’t get Cavuto to answer his leading questions.  Don’t worry.  The Answer is NEXT!

5:19:  Oh.  I should probably tell you this.  Glen Beck is on MSNBC.

5:20:  FOX runs a “Preparation H” Ad.  Need I say more?


5:23:  Why is The Alamo significant?  We’ll never know because fucksticks run the soundboard at FOX.

5:24:  Yeah.  Hold that big, black, rod baby.

5:25:  From the crowd, “mmmmmph.”

5:25:  “I have a feeling something big is growing at the Tea Party.”  — Glen Beck.  This really is too easy.

5:26:  Time for an alleged bong hit.  I hope my writing does not start to seem paranoid.

5:30:  Damn Jimmy!  You changed!


5:33:  I am saddened.  Penn just showed up.  “A quintessential libertarian”  This guy is an Aristocrat.  Now I know why he’s there.

5: 36:  No one is here.  I’m switching sides.  Suck my balls.

5:40:   Jannie Turner.  “Hollywood Star.”  She’s up there with Meryl Streep.

5:41:  Beck is talking about Sarah Palin.  This means 40 new stories for Tommy.

5:43   Joe Horn.  Not the football player.  The one who looks like an old, hick, version of “Corky.”

5:45:  Ted Nugent just shot a load upon learning Joe Horn shot some people at his house.  The crowd immediatley engages in a massive Roman orgy with lube, fucking, sucking, tea-bagging, Rusty Trombones, Strawberry Shortcakes, Dirty Sanchezes (is that how to pluralize that?), Reach Arounds, and velvet carpets with Rush Limbaugh’s fat head on it.

5:47:  Please support your local Girl Scout Chapter.

5:48:  In case you are tuning in later, I’m on my alleged 13th bong hit.  “Cat Scratch Fever.”  PUMA POWER!

5:50:  Beck “Time for people to drop the party.”  Jizz in my pants.  Beck to Penn:  “IS THIS TIME FOR A THIRD PARTY?”  Yes it is.  I’m sure the G.O.P. is loving it.  Like I loved that crab infestation in my pubes last September.

5:54:  I cannot get mad at Pen.  He is the producer of my favorite documentary, “The Aristocrats.”  He is also the producer of my favorite literary creature:  IRONY.

End of Glen Beck Show Thoughts:  The show was produced horribly.  Sound was off.  Message was offer.  Nugent was offest.

Glen Beck would ask that you look to your neighbor, introduce yourself, keep the spirit going, and  SUCK CUBE’S BALLS BITCHES!

Please feel free to comment on my comments of Glen Beck’s show.  I will post some of the videos of it later.   That double negatvie title is slowly beggining to make sense to me.

BTW:  Fuck you Internet.  See you in DSM V.