Posts Tagged ‘Howard Stern’

Like Ummm… Good Luck To The Bills

September 11, 2009

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Thank God football season is back.

Howard Stern, a benefactor and collector of fine stutterers, kicked off the NFL season by introducing us to Buffalo Bills cornerback, Ellis Lanksder.  I don’t know how to end this paragraph really, but, I can imagine some parallel between Lanksder’s speech and the way the Bills like ummm… su… su…  su… suck my balls.

Go Miami!

Artie Lange Rapes Joe Buck, Apology Unlikely

June 16, 2009

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What’s in a word?

The New York Times does a great job analyzing Artie Lange’s hijack of Joe Buck’s premier on HBO as he took over Costas Live:

Michael Irvin, in the audience after being part of a segment with Bengals receiver Chad Johnson following the Favre interview, could only laugh at the spectacle.

“It’s refreshing to see white-on-white crime,” he said.

Lange’s shtick, which will be dissected with Stern on Tuesday morning, will be compared — for the attention it has created — to last year’s confrontation over blogging on “Costas Now” between the writer Buzz Bissinger and Will Leitch, then of Deadspin.

Bissinger kept erupting, creating a fascinating tableau of righteous anger.

But the Lange incident — which benefited from the artistic freedom that HBO provides — was not about any particular issue; it was about Lange’s decision that the stage was his to seize. Buck said: “It’s an unfortunate thing that happened. But it’s live. If it were taped, nobody would have seen it.”

Look, sometimes a rape victim suffers from Stockholm Syndrome.  We should all pray for Joe Buck, but I have a feeling he’ll be begging for Lange’s return.  It’s a vicious cycle these talk show hosts go through.

Critical Thoughts On The Ramblings Of A Cliché

May 21, 2009

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This is the only time throughout the history of civilization a dick couldn’t be more irrelevant.

Hot air.*

*It might be useful to note the video contains a guy shooting darts out of his ass at balloons by way of his gas.  Perhaps I shouldn’t have included this explaation.  But, when I think of Dick Cheney, this is a pretty good idea of what my brain is viewing.  For me, farts and arrows (A Miltton Bradley Game) is an immediate connection to Dick Cheney.  Others, well, you’re clearly not as bright as I am.