Posts Tagged ‘Green’

6 Green Avatars You Need To Destroy Iran

June 20, 2009

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With everyone all up on the twitter tip when it comes to their green tinted avatars, we here at Cube have some items you should totally consider in our revolution to overthrow Iran.  This show of solidarity is far more important than utilizing twitter as some technological means to advance a just cause.  In fact, I loathe the argument that going green for freedom somehow makes the twitterer in question an easier mark for Iranian agents waiting in the bushes to slit your throat and pull your tounge down through your neck and use it as a falafel.  They call that, an “Iranian Necktie.”  Keeping the possibility of your assassination at bay for a moment, because that threat is imminent and real, here are some items for your consideration:

6. Vibratex Koi Vibrator

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Gang Green: Twitterers Who Support Iranian Protest With Green Paint Jobs

June 18, 2009

If  you interact with the terrorists in Iran on twitter like I do,  you may “encounter” these pesky demonstrators who support the protest by dying their avatars green in some kind of twisted message of solidarity.   I claim not to be an expert in foreign policy.   That, I am not.  However, when it comes to green pictures from the beak of twitter and creating some fucking list, I rock.

Tommy Christopher

twitprofgreenLou Ferrigno as Incredible HulkDon’t get cocky Christopher.  I have pics of the rest of your body.  Just look at the face folks.  Dead ringer.*

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