Posts Tagged ‘Dick Cheney’

Talking Points: Socialist, Racist, Fill in The Blank(ist)

May 29, 2009

We know Judge Sonia Sotomayor is a Socialist.  Proved that right here on Cube.  But, did you know she’s a racist?

Sotomayor’s a card-carrying, cross-burning, tar and feathering,  hooded Hispanic female in the Klu Klux Klan who must be stopped.  Like, the time has come and shit.  Execute Order 66.

It’s filibuster time.

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Michael Steele Admits To Being A Socialist

May 17, 2009
Socialists Welcome Michael Steele To The Party

Socialists Welcome Michael Steele To The Party

On Sunday’s Meet The Press With David Gregory, Michael Steele was asked how he felt about the R.N.C. considering a motion to rename The Democratic Party to “Something, Something, Socialist Party.”  In a dramatic turn of events from his prior statements concerning Socialism, Steele remained consistent and tried to cast a wide net  encompassing a  philosophy espousing many viewpoints.  Surely that is not The Republican Party I know.

The Grand Old As Dirt Party Chairman rebuked Republicans for “name-calling” in this regard, but did comment on  Tim Kaine having a “freakish eyebrow.”  Like Michael Jackson avoiding his father’s punches, Steele moonwalked away from Dick Cheney’s comments concerning his preference for having Rush Limbaugh in the party over Colin Powel.

While Steele might be having a hard time pitching a tent, clearly that is not the only problem of impotence the Republicans have.  The constant infighting being aired for all to see is basically free advertising for Viagra or for more favorable writing on the hate mongering bafoon, Ms. Califonia, who is moving on to working with the blind.

Clearly, Michael Steele’s breaking ranks with  Cheney, Limbaugh, Palin, and other R.N.C. leaders means he is against them.

Ergot, Michael Steele is a Jane Fonda dry-humping, gay, commie, liberal, Gulag-dwelling, terrorist-loving, scumbag Socialist.

Like me.

Torture By Weiner

May 12, 2009

torture

Michael Swaim, a human being, accidentally intercepted some of Dick Cheney’s “torture” emails and has been detained in isolation at an undisclosed location ever since.   Surrounded by an army of steroid freaks, my team of expensive gumshoes here at Cube surreptitiously cracked the case and found this note in his prison cell:

The ACLU have been trying to get the government to release the photos for a while now, hoping to build a criminal case against officials and guards who committed interrogation techniques they say constitutes torture. Meanwhile, the guys from the Bush Administration maintain that they worked within the confines of the law…

And that’s where it ends.

Apparently, Mr. Swaim is being transferred to another country for tea and questioning on literary devices.  Because Swaim is from San Diego, it came as no surprise he was Iced immediately upon his capture.