Posts Tagged ‘Birthers’

“Real” Mob To Sue “Cafone” Mob For Copyright Infringement

August 9, 2009

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(Miami, Florida)  Nothing unites America like a good Mob story — the”real” Mob that is.  On the upscale shuffleboard and bacce ball courts at a retirement community in Miami, I caught up with a few “reformed” old-timers who are fed up with what they consider to be theft of their intellectual property — the word, “Mob.”  As a condition of the interviews, I promised to only use first names, conceal the location of their outdoor activity center, and bring them black and white cookies from the The Rascal House.  I didn’t have the heart to tell the fellas that The Rascal House had closed.  Sage Deli would have to do.

I met Gus and his crew sometime in the late ’70s at The Rascal House as a kid with my Jewish grandpa.  One thing Jews and Italians could always agree on was good food with heaping piles of guilt sauce.  At the time, I didn’t know they were, um, businessmen.  They’re “retired” now, but want to preserve their heritage.  I was up for a game of bacce, but they just wanted to eat in the shade and talk “politics.”

Rawls:  It’s good to see ya Gus.  Boys…

Gus: Thanks for bringin’ the cookies kid.

Rawls: So, this whole Mob lawsuit.  What’s that about?

Gus: Heyyyy.  Are you fucking kidding me?  These cafones think they can just take our name?

Frankie: Yeah.  It’s ours.

Gus: That’s right.  We’re taking them to court.

Rawls: So let me get this straight, you’re suing protesters at the Town Hall Meetings for stealing the word “Mob?”

Nunzio:  We’re reformed.

Frankie: Yeah.  Reformed.

Gus: These people on T.V.  They’re not “The Mob.”

Nunzio: Scemos.

Gus:  An insult.

Rawls: Why a lawsuit?

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Nothing Says “America” Like A Yodeling Dominatrix

August 4, 2009

Like The Star Spangled Banner, My Country ‘Tis Of Thee, and that midget climbing up a ruler on the Price Is Right, nothing represents our country’s pure essence like a foreign Amazon whore who will kick your ass while yodeling and sexing you up.

AMERICA’S GOT TALENT!

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Online Petition To Declare War Against Pigs And Advance The Birther Cause

April 30, 2009
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Philip Berg and other Birthers have signed some dumb petition protesting The President’s eliegility.

Mine is better.  Sign up if you want to kill pigs and protest the POTUS with the MOSTUS bogus birth certificate ever.  Oh yeah.   Donate some money to me by just randomly giving me your credit card like that dick Berg does on ObamaCrimes.

See, if we’re going to sign a petition, let’s do it right.  Remove Obama as ineligible through the impeachment process.  Start a precision attack against pigs to thwart an outbreak, I don’t know, THE LIKES OF WHICH NO PLANET IN THE GALAXY HAS EVER SEEN! Attack formation!  Targeting all pigs in the Universe.  Say your prayers ya’ porky sons a’ bitches.

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