Archive for the ‘Blog Talk Radio’ Category

Unusable Signal: The Return

August 25, 2009

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Tonight!  11:00 PM EST.  The Return.  Click here to tune into the best tube show on the tubes.  Basically, I’m gonna kick the shit out of “The Right’s” alleged arguments concerning most everything.  Consider it a Death Show.

Unusable Signal! Happy Fourth!

July 4, 2009

Come celebrate the fourth appearance by at least one of the Ris brothers. Be afraid! The wild and zany brothers from East St. Louis (or thereabouts) have some surprise in store for you and Dylan is known to carry a switchblade. It’s the greatest tube show in tube show history baby! Comedy Central alumni Dylan and Ethan Ris will be on hand to help me funnel Diprivan and discuss Sarah Palin.

Tonight!  11:00 PM EST  Click here for Milk Of Amnesia.

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UPDATE: Unsuable Signal

June 27, 2009

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Show cancelled due to battle with my stomach.

“Unusable Signal” Tonight 11:00 PM EST

June 20, 2009

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UPDATE: Moe Lane of Red Planet (shocker) has a knee jerk reaction.  Not an update:  Moe Lane is a fucking jerkoff.

Tonight we explore conflation and hyperventilation on Twitter. I dare not explain satire, because everyone has a perfect working knowledge of it. Do you have a green Iranian protest supporter visor? What have you done with it? Twitter has an odd effect on the id, ego, and superfriggging big ego. When it comes to Twitter, the tweeps who want heat need “followers.” Why? It’s sweet. How can you really help Iran? What can you do? Maybe bash The President during this show of solidarity? Hmmmmmmmmm?

I’m taking some heat for the tweet beat by your feet.  Sweet.  I’ll try to sum that up for you.  In response to sekanblogger , I wrote:


“Unusable Signal” Comedy On Trial: The Defense

June 13, 2009


Res Ipsa Loquitor Chowderheads. WARNING: THIS SHOW WILL CONTAIN EXPLICIT LANGUAGE ANS VULGAR SEXUAL INNUENDO IS LIKELY (ACTUALLY, IT PROBABLY WON’T BE INNUENDO IF I MAKE IT WITH A POLAR BEAR I’VE TRAINED TO LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM). Toddlers should listen without their parent’s consent. Comedy has been put under a microscope unfairly as of late, and, it’s a good time to mark down DNR on the toe-tag of the P.C. Police. Or, have them do comedy themselves.

Tonight 11:00 PM (EST)

Unusable Signal Lineup!

May 22, 2009

MaryThis week we are very pleased to bring to you the world’s foremost expert on comedy and the economy — Mary Rosanne (Cecilia) Phillips-Sandy.  Mary learned counting at an early age when she had to add all of her names and divide by 3.14 at her confirmation.  Mary wrote for Comedy Central’s Indecision 2008 and can be found at Mary’s Nut House.  We’ll be discussing all things hysterical, political, and economical.

I will be tackling the issue of feminism with Mary.  Being a huge fan of females, I am certain to fuck that part of the interview up.   Basically, she’s brilliant and I’m scared of her.  Generally, I operate from a viewpoint that women are smarter than men.  This prevents trouble down the road.

Mary’s coverage of politics and the economy can be found at Comedy Central’s Indecision Library.   She also plays the part of Not Nurse Ratched* at Mary’s Nut House.

11:00 PM (EST) Saturday on Blog Talk Radio.

*Check out the name of the boat.  I’m weird.

Game On!

May 16, 2009

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Tonight.  11:00 PM EST.  Unusable Signal With Cube.

Tommy Christopher will be my guest on what I am promising wil be a different show.  I’ll fill this out later.

It’s 5:00 AM and I just broke something.  My toe.  It hurts.

I Feel Like Sally Fields. With A Penis.

May 8, 2009

Best tweet not sung by a pedophile who got off the hook:

  1. TheInDeciderTheInDeciderGladstone and Cube on the Radio (Just Like Donna Summer)

Too coolGladstone tomorrow night and Indy writing our stupid tube show up?  A word G. Xavier Robillard might splatter would be “nerdgasm.”

Dennis DiClaudio once referred to himself as a “total dick” in response to a commenter on Indecision who called him (shocker) a “dick.”  If memory serves me correctly, it was some poster named “Jim” — a contrarian and Ron Paul dry-humper.


Cube Tired: Feel Around

May 7, 2009

Just got off with Gladstone!  Saturday night will be excellent.  Scroll down to Unusable Signal to check it out.  If you love, or all things funny as shit, you will be stoked.  He’s a riot.  Whatever ales you, feel around.

Unusable Signal With Cube!

May 2, 2009


“Pigs, The Supreme Court, and Politics.”  Check out the tags for some of the topics and leave suggestions in the comments.  Money works too.  Better see all of you in the chat room!  Oh yeah, Tommy Christopher to be on to kick things off with me.  Update: Alex Villanueva to make premier tube show appearance.

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