Posts Tagged ‘Rigged Iranian Election’

Match Game D.C.

June 17, 2009

Let’s get right down to the game shall we?  You all know the rules.  I read a question and all you have to do is fill in the blank and match them with the answers from our panel of some dead, some living, game show hosts.   Let’s meet them now…

The original host of Match Game and consummate lover of three-ways with Mark Goodson and Bill Todman:  Say hello to Dead  Mr. Gene Rayburn.    Next, a man sharing one harmonious melody with kung fu:  Dead Mr. Ray Combs.  Our next host is alive and claims he’d pop a cap in your ass if you fuck with him: Say hello or else to Mr. Chuck Barris.  And our last dead game show host, Drew Carey.

Remember, this show has never been known to use sexual innuendo or anything of the sort, so, keep it clean.  Contestants have flipped a coin backstage and it has been decided that Jim will go first.  Jim…

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UPDATE: Obama Rigged Iranian Election

June 14, 2009

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UPDATE: Protracted deliberations over the political implications of President Obama’s direct interference in the Iranian elections are finally at an end.  With the use of an “UPDATE” in the forthcoming text of this article, set out to prove (without the use of post hoc logic) the veracity of the above styled headline, fair-minded, sober conclusions can be reached.

Most experts with degrees and vast experience in the highly specialized area of foreign policy  with Iran in the year 2009 tried to trumpet a call to arms after pronouncing, “Obama Hails Rigged Election.”  Despite the in depth analysis of the previously linked article, it had no “UPDATES.”

UPDATE: Hot Air’s Allahpundit, (note to self: probaby a fair arbiter of issues given his/her birth name) wrote a detailed commentary on the Iranian election yesterday and how “Barry” might proceed in Iran.   Not sure if Allahpundit cares for “Barry.”  UPDATE:  SINCE WRITING THE ARTICLE YESTERDAY, ALLAHPUNDIT UPDATED FOUR “UPDATES.”  QUITE POSSIBLY THE HEADLINE WAS UPDATED.  UPDATE:  DEVELOPING…

UPDATE: Take cover!  The Huffington Post is cornering the market on “UPDATES.”  This comes as no surprise from a socialist blog run by some Marxist gal from Alabama, but, have they no shame?  “Iran Updates (VIDEO): Live-Blogging The Uprising.”  UPDATE:  UPDATE YOURSELF BY READING A BLOG ABOUT “UPDATES.”

UPDATE: Fareed Zakaria at CNN will be updating the site with video today from his blasphemous show which has careful judgment and well-rounded thinkers.  UPDATE: No videos updated to the GPS website.

UPDATE:  As I write this article I must reach a conclusion.

UPDATE: President Obama rigged the Iranian election.

UPDATE AND BREAKING: Mary Phillips-Sandy at Comedy Central’s Indecision updated the cyber-zine this morning  with the following update: “Iranian Elections: Your Morning Riot Update

Chaos raged in Iran this weekend as Mir Hossein Moussavi’s supporters continued to protest the results of last week’s election: despite brutal crackdowns by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s police forces, thousands of Iranians have remained on the streets of Tehran, risking their lives to demand fairness and justice.Here’s just one eyewitness account of the turmoil…

Aerial television footage showed people jumping on a police car, rocking vehicles attempting to pass through the crowd, setting small trees on fire and throwing fireworks and flares set up by police.

UPDATE: More violence erupted in the far west region of La where magic spells could not make the rioting disappear.

UPDATE, BUT BROKEN EARLIER: Fareed Zakaria updated his website with updated videos from yesterday (which were the same ones aired yesterday but not updated on the GPS website).  Details next Sunday.

UPDATE: Republicans join Klingons in assault on President Obama’s handling of the Iranian Elections.

Republicans, who never met a problem they didn’t want to solve by opening a can of Blood Wine with a bat lethe and grunting out some threatening-sounding gibberish.  That might [will] get you points at Klingon Fight Club …

DOWNDATE: See previous “updates” where I had already updated this type of occurrence yesterday (“Obama Hails Rigged Election“).  Duh.  We already know actually Obama rigged the election.  Himself.   Personally.

EXCLUSIVE: Obviously, Klingons are involved and must help Republicans.    Unfortunately for the rest of the blogosphere, they do not have the Futurific Iranian Conflation Gizmo I do.


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