Posts Tagged ‘Nude’

Match Game D.C.

June 17, 2009

Let’s get right down to the game shall we?  You all know the rules.  I read a question and all you have to do is fill in the blank and match them with the answers from our panel of some dead, some living, game show hosts.   Let’s meet them now…

The original host of Match Game and consummate lover of three-ways with Mark Goodson and Bill Todman:  Say hello to Dead  Mr. Gene Rayburn.    Next, a man sharing one harmonious melody with kung fu:  Dead Mr. Ray Combs.  Our next host is alive and claims he’d pop a cap in your ass if you fuck with him: Say hello or else to Mr. Chuck Barris.  And our last dead game show host, Drew Carey.

Remember, this show has never been known to use sexual innuendo or anything of the sort, so, keep it clean.  Contestants have flipped a coin backstage and it has been decided that Jim will go first.  Jim…

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The Thorn Birds Part II: Miami Vice

May 6, 2009

From The Miami Herald:

The Rev. Alberto Cutié, a national figure with movie star looks, was removed from his Miami Beach church Tuesday after photographs appeared in a magazine showing him frolicking with a woman in the sand on a Florida beach.

A wildly popular Catholic priest, newspaper columnist and radio and television personality, Cutié will no longer run operations or say Sunday Mass at St. Francis de Sales Catholic Church.

Word of Cutié’s punishment came during a brief news conference in front of a small gathering of reporters at the Archdiocese of Miami headquarters on Biscayne Boulevard in Miami Shores.

”The vow of celibacy is part of the ordination,” said spokeswoman Mary Ross Agosta. “A man who is a priest is able to totally focus on the church.”

So the Priest tapped some ass.  Big deal.  If we can perform face-transplant surgeries, I think the time has come to end the vow of celibacy.

Demonstrations supporting Father Cutie are planned for tomorrow according to local television reports (except they don’t print what they telecast).

Artfully, I pose to you this very issue

Pictures of Father Cutie’s Cutie after the jump…

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Issabella Rosselini Loves Doggy-Style Sex With A Nude, Naked, Praying Mantis In A “Green Porno” Without Tila Tequila

April 23, 2009

I’m all about sexual deviance.  However, Isabella Rosselinni and the Sundance Channel take it to a new level of sick pornography by introducing a new world of disturbing fetishes on Green Day.  Unquestionably, this goes beyond the pale of obscenity.  Ever fuck a spider?  That’s disgusting.  Who would ever think of such a thing?  On this issue, I am not indecisive.

Sundance has crossed the line.  First, we had Ms. Rosselinni performing an impossible act on herself with an earthworm.  In the Sixty-Nine Position no less.  A coprophilac earthworm even.  Now the loathsome  Sundance Channel and Rossellini are doing a sequel.

The Tax Day Tea Party Patriots need to march on this immediately!  Green Porno 2:  BeastBangBoogoolo, is playing at a theater near you.  It’s disgusting.  She nails a starfish with no penis.

Happy Green Day?  No.

Attica!  Attica!


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