"Mmm, my fingers still taste like Michelle."
Tonight, to commemorate President Obama’s 100 days in office, I’ll be reading the poetic stylings of Gonzalo Cordova on his Liveblog at Comedy Central’s Indecision. Big Daddy starts his teleprompted special at 8:00 EST. I will be naked. UPDATE: Yeah. My folks stopped by, so I couldn’t really elucidate my thoughts on fingering Michelle Obama. Humbly, I apologize.
The show will be on every major channel but FOX. They are broadcasting Lie To Me — a show about subliminal messages. How fucking cool is FOX?
So, you might be looking at the above caption. Thinking it rude or crass. Don’t blame Gonzalo for speaking truth to power. He and his team of scientists had to work plenty hard to decipher President Obams’s body language. I mean, it’s The First Lady’s vagina. Gonzalo’s skills will come in handy when Obama meets with Chavez.
This picture is my favorite memory of President Obama’s first 100 days. What’s yours?
UPDATE PART DEUX! I’ll be liveblogging here too. Feel free to write one-liners as Barack does his thang. I don’t care what your political persuasion is, just make it funny kids. It reminds me of something…
