With everyone all up on the twitter tip when it comes to their green tinted avatars, we here at Cube have some items you should totally consider in our revolution to overthrow Iran. This show of solidarity is far more important than utilizing twitter as some technological means to advance a just cause. In fact, I loathe the argument that going green for freedom somehow makes the twitterer in question an easier mark for Iranian agents waiting in the bushes to slit your throat and pull your tounge down through your neck and use it as a falafel. They call that, an “Iranian Necktie.” Keeping the possibility of your assassination at bay for a moment, because that threat is imminent and real, here are some items for your consideration:
6. Vibratex Koi Vibrator
Don’t get cocky Christopher. I have pics of the rest of your body. Just look at the face folks. Dead ringer.*
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