The Secret Plans Of Van Jones Exposed

(H/T Captain Freedom)

Since Van Jones is obviously a Truther, he was either going to infiltrate the Government and expose the 9/11 cover-up, or, Muslim out and fly an airplane into a vagina about 8 miles wide.

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Gladstone!

From Gladstone’s “Hate By Numbers”

This week on Unsable Signal With Cube, we bring to you folks lessons on metaphysics and epistemology.   Only on the internet can I bring you the foremost mind on wormhole theory and quarks:  Gladstone.

Gladstone is both hysterical and brilliant.  He knows much about quantum mechanics and goes far beyond fart jokes, unlike myself.  He is a freelance writer for Comedy Central’s Indecision and is a columnist at Cracked.com. Or is it .org?  Creator of the “Hate By Numbers” video series, he is currently in therapy and working on loving integers.  Gladstone  is also a prolific writer of screenplays. Like me. Want to know more? Drop him a line: kafkamaine@gmail.com.

Want to know more about me?  No.  You don’t.

Thanks to Captain Freedom for arranging this totally awesome show.

Saturday Night.  11:00 P.M.  E.S.T.  Drop questions in the box.