Can’t we have an honest discussion about Mark Sanford? Jon Stewart is way off base. There are also Red State balls. Totally unfair, biased, mainstream media, weiner analysis. Red State Balls are even more liberal than Blue State Balls and are hot for all things across the sexual spectrum of testicular color. Ask Larry Craig. Or Mark Foley. Or Red State.
On the bright side of things, at least Republicans finally scored with Hispanic females.