Like Ummm… Good Luck To The Bills

Thank God football season is back.

Howard Stern, a benefactor and collector of fine stutterers, kicked off the NFL season by introducing us to Buffalo Bills cornerback, Ellis Lanksder. I don’t know how to end this paragraph really, but, I can imagine some parallel between Lanksder’s speech and the way the Bills like ummm… su… su… su… suck my balls.

Go Miami!

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3 Responses to “Like Ummm… Good Luck To The Bills”

G. Xavier Robillard Says:
September 11, 2009 at 6:47 pm | Reply
I cannot support a blog which ends a post with such visceral support of Miami.
Cube Says:
September 11, 2009 at 6:54 pm | Reply
Like umm… Oregon Ducks? Ummm… Cover Poo.

[This comment is being moderated for terrible puns -- specifically, Cover Poo defenses. Thank you.]
Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:
September 18, 2009 at 12:14 pm | Reply
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