If you interact with the terrorists in Iran on twitter like I do, you may “encounter” these pesky demonstrators who support the protest by dying their avatars green in some kind of twisted message of solidarity. I claim not to be an expert in foreign policy. That, I am not. However, when it comes to green pictures from the beak of twitter and creating some fucking list, I rock.

Don’t get cocky Christopher. I have pics of the rest of your body. Just look at the face folks. Dead ringer.*

Get this! Totally not from twitter. The intern at Cube found this in a secret diary where Mary confesses her love for environmentalist communes with cowboys, gays, and hippies.

Please. God. Someone with photoshop do something. I suggest a picture with Jane Fonda.

“Just signed up for twitter. Looks like a good place where I can bash Edwards and the fags without being caught. Horray for the internet8:30 PM Jul 10th, 2007 from web”

“I get to feel like I’m supporting a worthy cause without actually accomplishing anything! Hooray!” Oh calm down P.C. Police. It’s an existentialist joke that I subscribe to. So do you. Be honest. Drpuppykicker is kidding, a riot, and also, serious: “Relax, I don’t really kick puppies. Mostly I just eat them.” Me too.

Boo Iran!
*“Dead Ringer” are words that just came to mind and had nothing to do with Lou Ferrigno.
Tags: Ann Coulter, Caleb Howe, Cube, Drpuppykicker, Eddie Rawls, Green, Iran, Iran Protests, Mary Katharine Ham, Tommy Christopher, Twiitter Goes Green, Twitter, Twitter Iran
June 19, 2009 at 12:43 am |
Wow.
June 19, 2009 at 6:58 am |
@Caleb: That’s what your mom said?
A green Pug and my own thoughts have me very conflicted here. I will stay with my green “Eat Me” Dinner Jacket for a bit longer.
Also, how fucking badass is that Pug’s tongue? That’s what happened to the last dude who dated Coulter. With consent. Of all parties. Hypothetically. In my imagination.
Shit.