You might remember the story of Miami’s Father Cutie, a/k/a Father “Oprah.” To recap, Father Cutie got caught with his hand in the thong jar and left the Catholic Church for some skank rather than stay true to God.
Good news heathens! He’s back. He’s boning. He’s an Episcopalian preacher man. And, Padre Cutie exchanged nuptials with his sweetie from the sands of South Beach:
It was the latest in the public spectacle that started when photos of Cutie embracing his longtime girlfriend surfaced last month.
Amid the scandal, Cutie was removed from his South Beach parish, protesters marched to support him, and he departed from Catholicism to become an Episcopal priest …
Canellis, 35, met Cutie in church. The priest said they were friends for years before becoming romantically involved. An e-mail to Canellis prompted an automatic reply that said the account was not being checked but to “keep us in your prayers.”
Cutie remains, technically at least, a Catholic priest, though the Miami archdiocese has barred him from celebrating Mass, providing the sacraments or preaching. Only the Vatican can fully remove him from the priesthood.
The Catholic archdiocese declined to comment on the marriage. A message left with a spokeswoman at the Episcopal Diocese of Southeast Florida was not immediately returned. Cutie gave his first sermon before Episcopalians last month, but must meet other requirements before becoming a full-fledged priest in the religion.
Once again, religion makes sense to me.
*Hola! Me espanol no es muy bueno, pero no es muy malo. Si tu quieres pictoras um… clicko the linkos.
UPDATE: Father Cutie along with a local police department just got sued by his bride’s ex-boyfriend. Welcome to Miami! Wedding Cake? No Father. Your little tryst will not go unnoticed by God. That’s what you get as a devil worshiping pawn of Satan. A lawsuit. Yeah. Feel the wrath of God as you live in sin and break your vow of celibacy.
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