Let’s get right down to the game shall we? You all know the rules. I read a question and all you have to do is fill in the blank and match them with the answers from our panel of some dead, some living, game show hosts. Let’s meet them now…
The original host of Match Game and consummate lover of three-ways with Mark Goodson and Bill Todman: Say hello to Dead Mr. Gene Rayburn. Next, a man sharing one harmonious melody with kung fu: Dead Mr. Ray Combs. Our next host is alive and claims he’d pop a cap in your ass if you fuck with him: Say hello or else to Mr. Chuck Barris. And our last dead game show host, Drew Carey.
Remember, this show has never been known to use sexual innuendo or anything of the sort, so, keep it clean. Contestants have flipped a coin backstage and it has been decided that Jim will go first. Jim…
Question One: Dumb Dora is so dumb (“How Dumb Is She?”) Dumb Dora is so dumb that when she filled out her voter’s registration application she misspelled “G.O.P.” and wrote down BLANK.
Question Two: A Republican Senator from Nevada went out for a night of fun at the tables but came out BLANK.
Question Three: Did you see that homosexual protesting on the street corner in Tehran? If you did, you must have seen a BLANK.
Question Four: Gay Gaylord is so gay (you know what to do). Gay Gaylord is so gay, that when he went to translate the entire plot of Al-Qadea and uncover the location of Bin Laden, President Obama told him to BLANK.
Question Five: I love a conspiracy theory. But, the one floated today by Michelle Malkin and deciphered into prose by Ed Morrissey is still full of BLANK.
We’ll be back with more stuff!*
*So it’s from a different show. Don’t mess with Barris man.
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