Grasshopper! Grasshopper! Grasshopper!
grasshopper.
Tags: Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Autoerotica, Kill Bill Volume III: The Hanging Five Star Cock Grab, Kung Fu, Like Would You Want Your Prick Hanging Out And A Noose Around Your Neck As Your Final Earthly Image?, Sexual Asphyxiation, That's A Helluva Way To Go
June 15, 2009 at 10:29 pm |
in how many states was it legal for carradine to get married?
June 15, 2009 at 10:59 pm |
I do not know. I do not know. Who’s “carradine?”
June 15, 2009 at 11:22 pm |
maybe I spelled it wrong,
carradine, the actor who died from autoerotic asphixiation last week.
he used to be KungFu Grasshopper on TV.
June 15, 2009 at 11:23 pm |
…as in sodomites can only get married in 5 states, but autoerotic asphixiators can get married in how many states?
June 15, 2009 at 11:25 pm |
Grasshopper? Where did you get that from?
June 16, 2009 at 12:54 am |
You’ve seen Kung Fu, the tv show….right?
June 16, 2009 at 2:10 am |
heh heh… Of Course! Go look at his “last words!” I don’t name names.
By the way. We broke a record of page hits today. Somewhere over 700.
Was it Jerking Oneself Off To Death?
Or?
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Who is David Carradine?
June 16, 2009 at 1:19 am |
omg
jumps out of black hole!
June 16, 2009 at 12:33 pm |
who’s carradine – perhaps the best bit of humor in the blogosphere.
June 17, 2009 at 12:41 am |
Whatchoo talkin ’bout Captain Freedom? Who in the Hell is this carradine lady already? I give up!
June 17, 2009 at 9:03 am |
sounds like a line from a hitchcock movie.
June 17, 2009 at 3:47 pm |
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