UPDATE: Protracted deliberations over the political implications of President Obama’s direct interference in the Iranian elections are finally at an end. With the use of an “UPDATE” in the forthcoming text of this article, set out to prove (without the use of post hoc logic) the veracity of the above styled headline, fair-minded, sober conclusions can be reached.
Most experts with degrees and vast experience in the highly specialized area of foreign policy with Iran in the year 2009 tried to trumpet a call to arms after pronouncing, “Obama Hails Rigged Election.” Despite the in depth analysis of the previously linked article, it had no “UPDATES.”
UPDATE: Hot Air’s Allahpundit, (note to self: probaby a fair arbiter of issues given his/her birth name) wrote a detailed commentary on the Iranian election yesterday and how “Barry” might proceed in Iran. Not sure if Allahpundit cares for “Barry.” UPDATE: SINCE WRITING THE ARTICLE YESTERDAY, ALLAHPUNDIT UPDATED FOUR “UPDATES.” QUITE POSSIBLY THE HEADLINE WAS UPDATED. UPDATE: DEVELOPING…
UPDATE: Take cover! The Huffington Post is cornering the market on “UPDATES.” This comes as no surprise from a socialist blog run by some Marxist gal from Alabama, but, have they no shame? “Iran Updates (VIDEO): Live-Blogging The Uprising.” UPDATE: UPDATE YOURSELF BY READING A BLOG ABOUT “UPDATES.”
UPDATE: Fareed Zakaria at CNN will be updating the site with video today from his blasphemous show which has careful judgment and well-rounded thinkers. UPDATE: No videos updated to the GPS website.
UPDATE: As I write this article I must reach a conclusion.
UPDATE: President Obama rigged the Iranian election.
UPDATE AND BREAKING: Mary Phillips-Sandy at Comedy Central’s Indecision updated the cyber-zine this morning with the following update: “Iranian Elections: Your Morning Riot Update“
Chaos raged in Iran this weekend as Mir Hossein Moussavi’s supporters continued to protest the results of last week’s election: despite brutal crackdowns by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s police forces, thousands of Iranians have remained on the streets of Tehran, risking their lives to demand fairness and justice.Here’s just one eyewitness account of the turmoil…
Aerial television footage showed people jumping on a police car, rocking vehicles attempting to pass through the crowd, setting small trees on fire and throwing fireworks and flares set up by police.
UPDATE: More violence erupted in the far west region of La where magic spells could not make the rioting disappear.
UPDATE, BUT BROKEN EARLIER: Fareed Zakaria updated his website with updated videos from yesterday (which were the same ones aired yesterday but not updated on the GPS website). Details next Sunday.
UPDATE: Republicans join Klingons in assault on President Obama’s handling of the Iranian Elections.
Republicans, who never met a problem they didn’t want to solve by opening a can of Blood Wine with a bat lethe and grunting out some threatening-sounding gibberish. That might [will] get you points at Klingon Fight Club …
DOWNDATE: See previous “updates” where I had already updated this type of occurrence yesterday (“Obama Hails Rigged Election“). Duh. We already know actually Obama rigged the election. Himself. Personally.
EXCLUSIVE: Obviously, Klingons are involved and must help Republicans. Unfortunately for the rest of the blogosphere, they do not have the Futurific Iranian Conflation Gizmo I do.
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June 14, 2009 at 3:44 pm |
LMAO!!! Now THAT is funny, Cube!!!
June 14, 2009 at 5:07 pm |
this iranian revolution won’t be as glamourous as the last iranian revolution because there’s no shah-in-exile to run around the riviera in a purple jet with members of that gay fraternity Gamma Mu, made up of texas oil scions and their barflies who used to joke about putting some sick queen from their group in the white house.
cause it already happened.
June 14, 2009 at 6:55 pm |
Just blame everything on Obama, that should cover all the bases.
Louie….LOLwft?
June 14, 2009 at 11:47 pm |
They Will! Some say, and not necessarily in a bad way, that the “Obama Effect” caused the election to be rigged. Click on the last article.
June 15, 2009 at 12:21 am |
I did read, that alot of the people over there, saw the other candidate as they Obama…wow…weirdly odd, but sad as well…
June 15, 2009 at 11:08 am |
suppose we get all sorts of iranian coverage and then it just fizzles out and nothing becomes of it, and things go on as usual….
June 15, 2009 at 11:10 am |
suppose we get all sorts of iranian coverage and then it just fizzles out and nothing becomes of it, and things go on as usual….
okay, there’s a glich that says this is a duplicate comment…..
June 15, 2009 at 1:09 pm |
Im sure the unrest in Iran will die down, and the “winner” will continue on…I see this happening at the next election too…we’ll be dealing with that lil dictator for sometime now….
June 15, 2009 at 7:46 pm |
Michelle -
I cannot beLIEVE you called Obama a dictator … as we all well know, he is the Messiah!
June 15, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Splash, get a grip on yourself
was talking about the guy over in Iran…
LOL
June 16, 2009 at 12:41 am
Michelle -
Grip this. It was a joke. LMFAO!!
June 15, 2009 at 3:01 pm |
“Aerial television footage showed people jumping on a police car, rocking vehicles attempting to pass through the crowd, setting small trees on fire and throwing fireworks and flares set up by police.”
This is news?? Sounds just like Chicago when the Cubs make the playoffs. No big deal.
June 15, 2009 at 5:11 pm |
@Peggy! That would even be better when read in the context of the western region of la and mary’s article today. Everyone go read Mary’s! article! Friend of the show and she (me too) gotcha.
June 15, 2009 at 3:26 pm |
I don’t know, I think storm clouds are going to continue to grow over Iran. I just read this in the NYT:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/15/opinion/15iht-edcohen.html?th&emc=th
June 15, 2009 at 3:58 pm |
I hope their voices are heard, and that something can actually come of this, something positive, but I have my doubts, look how easily it was stolen from them? Look how easy it could happen even to a country like ours, outside chance of course, but, it makes you think, how fragile freedom is.
I can only imagine how that must feel, back during Gore/Bush was nothing this situation, makes that look tame.
June 15, 2009 at 5:53 pm |
It will be interesting to see how this one plays out–I too hope their voices are heard, but Ahmadinejad is doing his best to stifle all reports coming out of Iran.
I couldn’t agree with you more, Michelle, freedom is very fragile–and is always worth fighting for.
June 15, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Always, indeed. Let’s bomb the fuckers. (Hi Bebe!)
June 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm |
I don’t think Obama can do a thing about this…
Not his place to.
June 15, 2009 at 5:54 pm |
True.
June 15, 2009 at 7:50 pm |
Did you seriously think The Big O could do anything about Iran? North Korea? LMFAO. They hate us and freedom no matter who their prez is.
Bumper sticker for Iran:
One Atom Bomb
Will Fuck Up Your Whole Day!
June 15, 2009 at 8:14 pm |
Without external military force, the only people that can change Iran are the Iranian people. We will soon see how that pans out, but even if Iranians are successful in lifting Moussavi to prez, it is not likely to change to he course of this rogue country; they are still a theocracy. They aim to acquire nukes and use them and when they finally do, we will wish that The Big O had been strong enough to take decisive action even if it meant military intervention.
He will not be able to just fire Mahmoud like he did the GM CEO, but The Big O could do something if only his hands were not tied by his own opposition and campaign against his predecessor for deposing a murderous dictator. The Big O infected his own self with MED (Military Erectile Dysfunction). There is, however, a cure: He could grow some balls!
June 15, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Splash, in all good time
and when it is appropriate, if we go and just bombs away at this point in the game…well…then we are just the same as we were when the Cowboy was in charge…we’re not doing bidness that way anymore…
Nothing wrong or weak about taking a more intellectual approach to things, this in no way, says that force will not be used, if and when needed.
June 15, 2009 at 11:33 pm
why should we interfere with iran’s internal troubles.
it’ll keep them busy for a while.
June 16, 2009 at 12:52 am
Because, Louie, they are headed nuclear and we are just letting it happen like we did with NK. It would be much easier to take care of them now than later – sort of like it would have been better to take Bin Laden out in ’93 than after 9/11.
And Michelle – Al in due time? Is that like hordeshoes and hand grenades? because i don’t think we are looking for almost as a solution here.
What are we waiting for? Support from China or Russia? They will always veto any military option against Iran.
Are we waiting for Iran to come around now that The Big O said “We won’t talk forever!”? Surely you are not as naive as he is.
Naivety drives us to hesitation and hesitation to the grave. It has already happened once. How many times will it take before the other half of us get the message?
June 16, 2009 at 11:07 pm
oh por favor,
the nukes of today are the bows and arrows of tomorrow.
in case you didn’t know:
anyone running for office in iran has to be approved by their thought police.
there’s little difference in the candidates.
June 17, 2009 at 1:27 pm
That was my point, Louie. It won’t matter who wins their presidency any more than it mattered who won ours. And you may consider the nukes of today the bow and arrows of tomorrow, but the airplane was invented in the early 1900s and that ‘bow and arrow’ killed over 3000 people on 9/11 and changed our world forever.
June 17, 2009 at 2:51 pm |
I just can’t be quite as afraid of everything as you are.
June 15, 2009 at 5:21 pm |
ahh man, and I thought that was a real photo of Obama…
June 15, 2009 at 8:48 pm |
I can’t believe the shit going on in the west region of La.
June 15, 2009 at 8:49 pm |
what are you talking about, Cube…sup?
June 15, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Celebration, LA style!
June 15, 2009 at 9:03 pm |
LOL!!!
June 15, 2009 at 8:48 pm |
besides, we are discussing the election….
the nuke issue is more volitile with NK…and there are just so many things that can be done about it, why do you think Bush did nothing when Kim first started flexing his nukes? Prolly just waiting to pass the buck, eh?
It would be nice, if the powers that be, could just “bam” make a move and “poof” solve all the issues. Ain’t that easy, bub…
June 15, 2009 at 10:27 pm |
so, it’s the iranians who listen to bachman in overdrive.
June 15, 2009 at 10:30 pm
LOL!! They are just Taking Care of Business, eh Louis?
June 15, 2009 at 11:26 pm
hahahah pcl,
there’s a great article in the right hand box of the destested PD on whether the right should go ahead and declare their intention to start a civil war, since the lastest shooters left notes behind saying they were doing it because the GOP was telling them to do it.
and…….it brought up the neoclown think tanks that fund that kind of rhetoric.
June 16, 2009 at 12:38 am
Ohh Showin my age on that one.
What? Neoclown think tanks?? Isn’t that one word too many? Heheheh!
June 16, 2009 at 1:16 am
Yes, think tanks would have been sufficient.
June 16, 2009 at 1:17 am
Hi Bebe!
June 16, 2009 at 1:40 am
Oh okay–yeah, that’s the word I was thinking of omitting.
June 16, 2009 at 1:40 am
Hi Honey.
June 16, 2009 at 10:57 am
Well, ‘Neoclown think’ just didn’t make any sense at all.
June 16, 2009 at 12:23 pm
So true.
June 17, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Of course, ‘liberal think’ makes even less sense.
June 17, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Do tell ol’ wise one.
June 17, 2009 at 2:59 pm
well I have to agree with splash on that one.
the demise of the of our way of life began when liberals decided to give everyone, including poor white males, the right to vote.
secret ballots = another liberal mistake.
which brings me once again to my favorite louisiana politcal quote:
“….and we would have gotten even more votes had we not spared the lash.”
June 17, 2009 at 5:20 pm
You mean like the Iraqi aspirin factory that Billy Boy blew up to divert attention from Lewinsky going down? You are right. That didn’t work so well.
June 17, 2009 at 10:53 pm
actually, and look it up,
the aspirin factory did indeed turn out to be not just an aspirin factory.
June 18, 2009 at 2:03 am
Your right. They also made Geritol; time for you next dose?
June 16, 2009 at 1:14 am |
That’s my point Michelle. Iran would be easier to take care of now that they don’t have a nuke like NK and there are no other ways to deal with NK. Do you really think that sanctions will work? Kim ignores them and even threatens retaliation. At this point all we can do is buy him off for short periods of time.
Are sanctions working with Iran? Like Iran’s leadership, if you can call it that, care if their people suffer.
Did sanctions work for Saddam? All they did was give the madman 10 years to prove to us how useless an organization the UN is. Remember the Oil for Food scandal. That is what happens when you hesitate.
There is only one thing these idiots understand and it is a great big bomb to their little ol’ skulls. Kill the leaders. Then just ask the question: Anyone else wanna negotiate?
It is no surprise that W did nothing to NK considering the appreciation he got for toppling two ruthless dictatorships, freeing two nations and installing two new Democracies. And the libbies said “Well maybe they don’t want democracy.” And yet, what is happening in Iran today is a clear indication of the human spirit’s desire to be free.
W’s accomplishments in Iraq were downplayed and even pissed on so that Libbies could win an election. It empowered our enemies and cost us many more American lives than was necessary.
The Big O is no more effective on the international stage than was W and he gave us the impression that he would be far better – like he knew how to reach the turbinites. I don’t think Jesse Jackson just wished he could cut off The Big O’s balls; I think they are already stuffed and mounted in Jesse’s trophy room.
I said mounted.
Jesse, give them back. The Big O needs them. He needs them bad.
June 16, 2009 at 8:44 am
sanctions and saddam……hmmmmm.
so what you’re saying is that sadam attacked on 9-11 because he had wmd’s.
June 16, 2009 at 10:58 am
No, Louie, as usual, what I am saying is that you’re a bonehead.
June 16, 2009 at 11:03 pm
no, you’re saying that you’re a neoclown masquerading as a moderate/libertarian/other.
but it’s okay, I’ll keep your secret.
I won’t tell anybody.
June 17, 2009 at 3:01 pm
pre-emptive strikes = another great idea from the neoclown graveyard. Look how well it worked the last time.
June 17, 2009 at 9:49 pm
You mean like the Iraqi aspirin factory that Billy Boy blew up to divert attention from Lewinsky going down? You are right. That didn’t work so well.
Finally got this comment in the right (or should I say, left) place.
June 17, 2009 at 10:56 pm
actually, and do look it up,
the aspirin factory turned out to be not just an aspirin factory.
(gawd, to get the comment iin the right place,- this is like stalking)
June 18, 2009 at 3:49 am
Your right. They also made Geritol; time for you next dose?
(this is hilarious, Louie, we are replying in the wrong place all over this thread. Total FUBAR!)
June 15, 2009 at 9:27 pm |
Ahhhh, I thought he was saying there is something amiss in Louisana…lol
LA, ahhhhhhhh
not La.
gotcha
youth on one side of the world, are taking to the streets because their voice was denied,
another takes to the streets, cuz their Bball team won….
June 15, 2009 at 9:36 pm |
So did I until I clicked on one of his thingys (Easter eggs?).
Amazing ain’t it? I can only imagine what they would have done had Kobe & Co. lost. I have never understood that kind of behavior–no respect for others’ property or safety, disgusting.
June 15, 2009 at 10:02 pm |
foolishness…
June 15, 2009 at 10:13 pm |
One quote of the violence in the Western Region of La is about the rioting in… L.A. Not Iran. Mary’s a wizard. I just cut out the part where she confesses to see if anyone would get it. Muwahahahahaha
June 15, 2009 at 10:24 pm |
well the iranian semi-revolution just got a little more glamourous.
wolf blitzer interviewed a very old looking shah-in-exile pahlavi this afternoon.
wow, the riviera has worn that dude out.
he looks older now than his dad did then.
June 19, 2009 at 5:55 pm |
Political Science for Everyone
DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don’t know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don’t milk them because you cannot touch any creature’s private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.
POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he’s French, other times he’s Flemish.
The Flemish cow won’t share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow’s milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can’t figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegals.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
Found this hiding somewhere on my computer. I would cite the source but I have no idea where it came from. Hopefully, I won’t get sued. Thought someone on Twitter might want to send this to the folks in Iran. Once they establish who won the election, they can use the chart to decide which type of government/corporation they prefer.
June 19, 2009 at 6:07 pm
LOL! That is too funny. I’m gonna go with the French Corporation (big surprise there, right).
June 19, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Peggy, priceless, as usual, you rock my dear!! Toooooo freakin’ funny…
June 19, 2009 at 11:03 pm
hahahahahah Italian cows……..
bravo!
June 17, 2009 at 9:47 pm |
You mean like the Iraqi aspirin factory that Billy Boy blew up to divert attention from Lewinsky going down? You are right. That didn’t work so well.
June 17, 2009 at 9:58 pm |
LOL! You are sooo screwed! Give it up already. LMAO!!!
June 18, 2009 at 1:12 pm
yeah, in my day, politicians were supposed to have groupies.
women smell power like sharks smell blood in the water.
so really that whole lewinski circus just made the world think that americans were really stupid.
and turns out they were.
June 17, 2009 at 11:00 pm |
which reminds everybody about how clinton tried to get everybody’s attention on the impending threat of ben laden, and the GOP accused him of trying to divert their attention away from monica because of that.
which then reminds everybody of who is in today’s headline because of what,
after he denounced fornication without benefit of clergy….
like the others who were also flagrantly caught.
June 18, 2009 at 1:21 am
And we won’t mention any names, right Louis? Let’s just say, is it a name or a rank?
June 18, 2009 at 1:44 am
Wag the Dog is an accusation nobody could have made if ol’ Billy Boy wasn’t getting a Lewinsky in the Oval Office, huh.
And just because another hypocrite makes the news today doesn’t absolve Billy Boy yesterday. If Clinton’s attention had been on Bin Laden instead of the creative use of cigars, Osama would have been dead for a decade and a half already.
June 18, 2009 at 1:50 am
Hey!! I defended the guy over on PD–I said the other politicians have just not been caught, that monogamy can’t be maintained, that other politicians didn’t have the goods to even have an affair, that he and his wife worked it out, that Americans are becoming too goddamn puritanical and are returning to the Victorian era.
And that last part, about returning to the Victorian era, can only mean one thing–I am soooo screwed!!!!
June 18, 2009 at 2:03 am
The thing is, the unnamed fornicator without benefit of clergy is from Nevada. So, who cares. We kinda like our politicians sinful here. Poor old Harry, on the other hand, is in a bit of trouble. He’s up for reelection in 2010. Not only is he holier than thou and lets everyone know, he’s way over the top in pushing a few Obama things that people here don’t like. Soooo, it might be helpful if he would at least confess to one or two sins, even if he didn’t commit them. Then, we would reelect him without even thinking because, if he didn’t really commit the sin, at least he’s a liar. We like it like that.
June 18, 2009 at 3:09 am
LOL Bebe, I know you did. I was talking to the bonehead. And you are right. You are screwed! LOL!!
June 18, 2009 at 3:19 am
And that’s what I love about Vegas!! It’s all about the sinnin!
Hell, even the cake taste better there. Had a birthday cake from Freed’s while there in March–it was to DIE for!!!
June 18, 2009 at 3:25 am
Peggy -
Don’t worry, everyone knows Prince Harry is hitting Queen Pelosi. It will hit the press as Harry’s October surprise and he will win in a landslide. Unfortunately, my prediction are not worth a crap, right Bebe?
June 18, 2009 at 3:29 am
Pretty much. LOL!!
June 17, 2009 at 10:09 pm |
What in tarnations is a goin’ on over here?
June 17, 2009 at 11:01 pm |
“there”?
where?
at the aspirin factory?
June 17, 2009 at 11:11 pm |
We be bloggin’
June 17, 2009 at 11:19 pm
hi michelle!
whatcha been up to?
June 18, 2009 at 7:05 pm
bout 5’9″
lol
sorry I left you hangin’ Louie…didn’t check the board again last nite before beddybye…
nada much, same ole same ole, was talking on IM with my girl last nite, waiting for her to chime in this evening…
how bout yourself?
June 18, 2009 at 1:19 pm |
the guy who owned the aspirin factory was in the armament business for sudan. the cia says they found traces of sarin component chemicals. the owner’s lawyers said that was thin evidence. cia lawyers said that “thin” doesn’t mean there isn’t any evidence.
the us government paid off the aspirin factory owner anyway.
so….
because bill clinton is a normal heterosexual, the Gamma Mu queens from texas used his heterosexuality to their own advantage to gain the whitehouse and through their petulant incompetence allowed 9-11 to happen.
June 19, 2009 at 7:12 pm |
I have a suggestion before getting back to this. I didn’t appropriately title a piece you must watch. It’s called Artie Lange Rapes Joe Buck. Now, what you need to know, is this is unprecedented in tv history. Joe Buck took over for Costas. Artie blows up a live show. It is a type of comedy I’ve been talking about but, I should have made the title clearer. The reason I mention it is because I’m fairly sure you have never seen anything like this.
The twitter thing with Iran is interesting as is twitter. I can tell you that of the people you guys know who I posted there, one of them (from FOX) wrote back to me.
June 21, 2009 at 3:57 am |
gps sales…
GPS provides accurate location and time information for an unlimited number of people in all weather, day and night, anywhere in the world.se is prohibited as the signals…
June 21, 2009 at 4:01 am |
Can your GPS find Moe Lane’s brain? Look by his asshole. The one that just got a broomstick stuffed up it.
June 21, 2009 at 11:54 am |
Gee, Cube…you just got your first commercial on your blog…
seems to me…that they owe you some green now….
LOL
advertising is not free..