CYBERSPACE
Plaintiff,
V.
GUY CIMBALO,
“OBAMA’S HOPE-N-CHANGEY FANS”
Defendants,
By way of great jury indictment, Cyberspace, in and for the tubular universe, does hereby charge the defendant, Guy Cimbalo and “Obama’s Hope-N-Changey Fans,” with the crime of rape and/or having rape fantasies against 10 conservative women to wit: Guy Cimbalo wrote an article for Playboy and “Obama’s Hope-N-Changey Fans” acted as co-conspirators by association as gang-banging rapists. With Klan hoods.
Amicus Brief filed on behalf of Plaintiff: Media Lizzy
Amicus Brief filed on behalf of Defendants: Susannah Breslin
Amicus Brief filed on behalf of Defendants: The Frisky
Standard Cyber-Jury Instruction: Please do not form any fixed or definite opinions about the outcome of the case until you have seen all of the evidence and heard argument of defense counsel. Just as in the physical world, I’m certain no one has done that yet. Thank you. Please leave your juror pins in the toilet bowl and remember where you were seated tomorrow night when we resume for closing argument and an unexpected result. Just like on T.V. Right Jake? Right Elwood?
Tags: Censorship, Chilling Effect, Empathy, Guy Cimbalo, Hate Fuck, Intent, Media Lizzy, Mens Rea, Misuse Of The Word "Rape", Playboy, Presumption Of Innocence, Rape, Sheep, Susannah Breslin, The Blues Brothers Do Perry Mason, The Frisky, The Slow Burn
June 3, 2009 at 7:16 am |
Nothing spurs the genius of the legal mind like a case with billable hours!
June 3, 2009 at 8:07 am |
Bobby! I shall give you the Cubic Comment Award.
Later though. Thanks for commenting. Thank you for noting the serious legal case I’m making in accordance with the type of client who always has money. People might just think this is satire and not get some things.
I’m an Obama Hope-n-Changey type of person. I must be a rapist under the the logic of Media Lizzy. You associating with a defender of a “rapist” and one who obviously agrees with that word makes you a “rapist.” Adjust your moral compass due South.
PS. Everyone click on that Blues Bros. tune. It’s great and I never heard that one until last night. Love the Blues Bros.
Please submit your views on the various briefs and other theories I link to. Caleb is the only one who actually saved the blue dress on the whole web.
June 3, 2009 at 9:15 am |
tomatoes,
that was funny.
my mom dropped off some cookies at her lawyer’s office,
popped her head in his office and said “hi”.
he charged her $500.
I shit-U-not.
June 3, 2009 at 7:57 pm |
Working on case now. It may take all night. I mean, liberals and this guy were accused of “rape.” I’ve been assigned the case. Closing arguments should be up in a few.
June 3, 2009 at 11:18 pm |
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