Archive for May 14th, 2009

Michelle Obama Forces Sasha, Malia, And Grandmother To Eat With Rats

May 14, 2009

Dead_rat_blood

That’s right you spoiled, communist, tykes!  Tonight, YOU DINE WITH RATS!

Michelle Obama has said that she and her staff recently snuck out to lunch to a popular burger joint called Five Guys on Connecticut Ave. in Dupont Circle not far from the White House. But INSIDE EDITION’s Rat Patrol found a pack of rats right outside the back door of the restaurant two nights in a row.

At another Five Guy’s location on Wisconsin Ave. in Georgetown, INSIDE EDITION’s Rat Patrol spotted an unwelcome visitor inside the restaurant crawling through sacks of potatoes kept right inside the front window. Rodents were spotted two nights in a row at the location, and are something that the Obamas and any other parent would want to be aware of. One employee told INSIDE EDITION that Sasha and Malia Obama visited, along with their grandmother, in March.

Turns out Michelle Obama may very well become an excellent First Lady after all.  And, First Mommie.

Despite some news outlets who eventually will try to smear her simply because she forced Sasha and Malia to eat rats, really, the discipline for them failing to properly train Bo on a leash was justified.  And besides, Michelle’s Mother In Law is becoming a real stiff.

Intellectual Carjack! Open Thread

May 14, 2009

“You will cream in your jeans when you see, ‘Catholic High School Girls In Trouble.'” Yes, Thursday’s are becoming lazy daze for me, so, enjoy this piece from Kentucky Fried Movie.  Obviously, this film is highly relevant to deciphering Pelosi’s stance on torture.


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