While Father Cutie does not want to be the poster child against celibacy, he still channels Richard Chamberlain in the CBS interview. Just like star-crossed Thorn Birds, Father Cutie (which is a much better name than “Father Ralph”) is conflicted about his love for God, Church, Catholicism, and his courtesan. He also shares Father Ralph’s penchant for using his finger as a rectal thermometer on the beautiful and very private beaches of Miami.
Father Cutie consistently articulates his view on theology that’s been upheld since time immemorial: The vow of celibacy for a priest is sacred, but boning a woman can be optional.
Tags: CBS, Father Cutie, The Holy Shocker, The Thorn Birds, Welcome To Miami
May 13, 2009 at 4:55 pm |
how can anybody resist?
May 13, 2009 at 4:59 pm |
If only the Pope knew the power of the triangular side.
Sometimes, priests resist by banging boys instead.
May 13, 2009 at 7:35 pm |
and just think, this whole celebate thing started over money…
after all, if a priest were to die, and if he were married, he would have to give up some of the church’s money to go to the wife…
can’t let that happen…
lol, Cube…I got the award for “humph”?
hahahhahahahah thanks dude…
May 13, 2009 at 11:35 pm |
michelle,
not only would the priest’s widow get the money, but then his son would take over the parish and exact revenge on those jealous biches who poisoned his daddy.