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34 Responses to “Unusable Signal With Cube: Gladstone! Tonight, 11:00 (EST)”
Someone sent me a link to your show at blog talk radio but I couldn’t hear anything, so I came to your blog. I still couldn’t hear anything but I saw hooters girls and what I think was some sort of castration and or fetish video. I am not sure if this was a promo for mountain oysters ( perhaps a new item at hooters) or a badly edited subliminal PSA by PETA trying to associate perky breasts and orange hot pants with German Shepard seminal fluid. All I know is I haven’t been made both horny and hungry by a video clip since those old ladies in the wears the beef commercials.
I will try to straighten out my audio issues so that I can catch your show and also won’t have to keep lip reading while watching porn.
Had fun last night. I think. I inhaled two scotches but am a total light-bantam weight when it comes to that, allegedly popping pills, snorting Oxys off of midgets, smoking crack with a one-legged hooker, and choking myself out while masturbating during the broadcast heard around the world.
Ireland Hello. Australia Hello.
I also just yacked up some bull testicles (those are what “Rocky Mountain Oysters” are as Bone referred to for the less adventurous diners).
Thanks to everyone for coming by! Especially my homegirls PCL, Michelle, and Splash.
You rule the airwaves, Cube! Excellent show. Nice to not have any yelling going on. Thanks to Gladstone too, he was entertaining and he brought a lot of nice, and very witty, kids to the chat room. Good fun all the way around–loved it!
This is a personal blog. You are banned for now. Look dick, this isn’t the crap you might be used to at PD. So, try to make some jokes and be a normal human being. People come here to chill, tell jokes about mothers, and fart. Go say the N word in the hood to someone’s face pussy.
@PCL. No need to apologize! I was hoping to fool people! Splash, buddy, I’m just messing with ya. He hasn’t even seen it yet probably. If he did, let him no I called him my homegirl and I’m working on his tax cut.
Sorry, I blew your joke–I really thought it was a grammar error. Splash will be cool with it–especially if you get him his tax cut.
Gladstone was pretty damn cool, but then I love anybody from over at Indy. I will sell my first born if you get Jon on the show, or even Stephen. And I loved the kids Gladstone brought with him. But really Cube, we cougars are well past the age of 25–so stop passing us off to the minors. LOL! Or we really will need your services.
But seriously, Cube, and this is the only time I will be serious–that was a great show and it’s really nice that you are so appreciative of your listeners. For such a crass humorist, you really are a nice guy. But you didn’t hear that from me.
Now where the fuck is mine and Michelle’s paycheck??
May 9, 2009 at 9:09 pm |
nutuh…you are not…
really?
naaaaaa…
May 9, 2009 at 10:25 pm |
LOL! Cube and his bait. LOL! Should we do this, Michelle? I’ve been poolside all day and have been at the Pinot already! Heh heh heh!
May 9, 2009 at 10:30 pm |
OMG! They just mentioned that Aristocrat joke on CNN! They are talking about the Press dinner. Obama rocked!! He was funny!!
May 10, 2009 at 12:47 am |
shit, just got back from running son to work, picking up my pinot…and now Im looking for the link to the blogradio…
be there in a few, if the goodlord willin and the creek don’t rise…
May 10, 2009 at 1:02 am |
damn chat stopped on me…
and not sure if the phone is going to last, because the damn kids didn’t put it on the charger!!!
wtf…
I don’t ask for much!
May 10, 2009 at 1:54 am |
great show great meeting you
May 10, 2009 at 3:48 pm |
You too! Were you the minor?
May 10, 2009 at 1:54 am |
glad you found the place, Osiris…
May 10, 2009 at 2:04 am |
Osirs – You did great on the radio!
May 10, 2009 at 2:06 am |
I could never get tonight’s show to google up.
May 10, 2009 at 2:11 am |
where are we?
May 10, 2009 at 2:12 am |
hey Louie, why you blue
you a smurf or something?
May 10, 2009 at 2:12 am |
Are you kidding? They did the Aristocrats at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. That has to be a joke.
May 10, 2009 at 2:46 am |
No they talked about it on CNN–they didn’t do it. But Obama rocked! He was great.
May 10, 2009 at 2:13 am |
I totally missed everything this week
=(
May 10, 2009 at 2:14 am |
Cube,
Good job tonite…Im just so stoked for you.
May 10, 2009 at 2:15 am |
I have so much reading and linkage to catch up on…
your blogs are going to keep me busy this weekend…lol
May 10, 2009 at 2:34 am |
i had alot of fun and it was great meeting everyone.. whats going to be up for next week?
May 10, 2009 at 2:47 am |
You did a really good job tonight, Osiris. Hope you stick around.
May 10, 2009 at 3:04 am |
We’ll have to wait and see what next week brings, Cube will no doubt, put something worthy together..
May 10, 2009 at 3:31 am |
Someone sent me a link to your show at blog talk radio but I couldn’t hear anything, so I came to your blog. I still couldn’t hear anything but I saw hooters girls and what I think was some sort of castration and or fetish video. I am not sure if this was a promo for mountain oysters ( perhaps a new item at hooters) or a badly edited subliminal PSA by PETA trying to associate perky breasts and orange hot pants with German Shepard seminal fluid. All I know is I haven’t been made both horny and hungry by a video clip since those old ladies in the wears the beef commercials.
I will try to straighten out my audio issues so that I can catch your show and also won’t have to keep lip reading while watching porn.
May 10, 2009 at 3:42 am |
hahahahahahahahhaha
oh dude, you are SO going to fit into Cube’s world…lol
May 11, 2009 at 8:48 pm
No, Louis, Splash is a dude. Poor punctuation on Cube’s part.
May 11, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Actually PCL, that was a joke you missed. No offense Splash. It’s a joke.
May 11, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Ooops! Sorry Cube, I thought you just missed a coma.
May 10, 2009 at 10:13 am |
Thanks for swinging by bone.
I’m off to hang with my sister-wife/mother in the ghettos of Palm Beach near Maddoff’s shit dive.
You can hear the show by clicking on the following link. Gladstone and I danced to Donna Summer…
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Unusable-Signal
Had fun last night. I think. I inhaled two scotches but am a total light-bantam weight when it comes to that, allegedly popping pills, snorting Oxys off of midgets, smoking crack with a one-legged hooker, and choking myself out while masturbating during the broadcast heard around the world.
Ireland Hello. Australia Hello.
I also just yacked up some bull testicles (those are what “Rocky Mountain Oysters” are as Bone referred to for the less adventurous diners).
Thanks to everyone for coming by! Especially my homegirls PCL, Michelle, and Splash.
May 10, 2009 at 11:18 am
You rule the airwaves, Cube! Excellent show. Nice to not have any yelling going on. Thanks to Gladstone too, he was entertaining and he brought a lot of nice, and very witty, kids to the chat room. Good fun all the way around–loved it!
May 10, 2009 at 12:18 pm
cube,
splash is a woman? (reference: homegirls)
writes like a dude.
……..the madness of the palm beaches.
May 11, 2009 at 11:21 pm |
Edited by Cube for using the N Word.
Get lost fuckstick.
This is a personal blog. You are banned for now. Look dick, this isn’t the crap you might be used to at PD. So, try to make some jokes and be a normal human being. People come here to chill, tell jokes about mothers, and fart. Go say the N word in the hood to someone’s face pussy.
May 11, 2009 at 11:34 pm |
@PCL. No need to apologize! I was hoping to fool people! Splash, buddy, I’m just messing with ya. He hasn’t even seen it yet probably. If he did, let him no I called him my homegirl and I’m working on his tax cut.
How funny was Gladstone btw?
May 11, 2009 at 11:45 pm |
Sorry, I blew your joke–I really thought it was a grammar error. Splash will be cool with it–especially if you get him his tax cut.
Gladstone was pretty damn cool, but then I love anybody from over at Indy. I will sell my first born if you get Jon on the show, or even Stephen. And I loved the kids Gladstone brought with him. But really Cube, we cougars are well past the age of 25–so stop passing us off to the minors. LOL! Or we really will need your services.
But seriously, Cube, and this is the only time I will be serious–that was a great show and it’s really nice that you are so appreciative of your listeners. For such a crass humorist, you really are a nice guy. But you didn’t hear that from me.
Now where the fuck is mine and Michelle’s paycheck??
May 12, 2009 at 12:38 am
hahahhahahahahah
cougars…lol
paycheck???(perk?)
hahahahhahahahahahah
May 12, 2009 at 12:29 am |
Edited by Cube.
Can’t stand being banned huh?
It drives you mad when you get sent to the Spam Box.
I know this drives you mad because you get sent to the garbage heap automatically now. Hahahahaha. Fuckstick.
I also know you’ve had problems with other blogs cumstain. Apparently, you’ve been blacklisted before.
Keep trying bag of turds.
Comcast sucks as a provider by the way.
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