Obama Puts Lipstick On A Pig; Causes Anti-Pig Revolution

lipstick“What kind of sound does the little piggie make?  That’s right!  Oink!  Oink!  Oink!  Come here you cute little bout of influenza you…”

The swine flu outbreak responsible for as many as 103 deaths in Mexico and at least 20 confirmed cases in the U.S. is “obviously a cause for concern … but it is not a cause for alarm,” President Barack Obama said Tuesday.

Speaking before the National Academy of Sciences, Mr. Obama said he is “closely monitoring” the swine flu situation, getting regular updates from the various public health agencies grappling with the problem – the Centers for Disease Control and the Department of Health and Human Services among them. Mr. Obama said Americans can expect regular updates from these agencies as well.

Once again President Obama cozies on up to the enemy.  The villains.  Treacherous swine.

“Concern?”  No way man.  I’m not falling for it.  Those pigs are bastards.  I say, panic.  And this time, I’ll be ready.

DIE PIGS!  Pig Haters Unite!  Victory!

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13 Responses to “Obama Puts Lipstick On A Pig; Causes Anti-Pig Revolution”

  1. RyboSlybo Says:

    This Swine Flu is some serious shit from what I have heard. Supposedly this is three different strains of the Flu mixed, A pig strain, a bird strain, and a human strain. Never before seen. Where did it come from? Is this just some freak mutation of the flu virus that came out of nowhere? And if it is a mix like this how was the Bird, Pig, and Human strains mixed? You know I am big into keeping up on the latest conspiracies and the latest on this bad boy is some are saying this is possibly a Bio-Terrorism threat. Now I’m not saying I buy into this notion but it is a very strange virus never seen before. And I always thought heavy Flu season was during the fall and winter seasons? But you know I’m not a doctor and the only medicine I am taking is all natural baby!

    Bong!

  2. Cube Says:

    I have stockpiles of that and cipro.

  3. PCL Says:

    There was a swine flu outbreak back in 70s or early 80s, I think. I remember getting the painful vaccination. Is this new strain different? I agree with Ryan, I don’t due vaccinations anymore–I think it’s a plot by the pharmaceutical companies. They’re evil sons of bitches.

    And WTF happened to PM while I was gone??? Shit–the world has gone haywire in one weekend!!!

    • RyboSlybo Says:

      It’s a fucking madhouse PCL! I am still figuring it out… No one told us they were going to kill the Political Machine… Now it’s Politics Daily… WTF? I think we have some new writers too. Patricia Murphy looks pretty good although the picture they put up of her looks good it would be nice to get a full body picture so I could determine her breast size… ; )

      Bong!

      • PCL Says:

        Geez Ryan–breast size??? Don’t you know that’s a question posed only on Unusable Signal? LOL!

        I go to Vegas for the weekend, and I come back to PM being gone with the wind, replaced by PD. I pretty much figured it out, but was there any warning of this? And why did it happen? Were we bad, is this our punishment?? LOL!

        My only complaint is that there are only 5 comments to a page–makes it hard to go back and see what others said. But I do like the reply thing like Cube has here.

    • Cube Says:

      Me write article. Me see change.

      • RyboSlybo Says:

        Cube,

        Why don’t you do an artical on the death of the Political Machine? Why did AOL kill the old site? Who are these new writers? And why didn’t Tommy comb his hair for his new picture? Fuckin slacker!

        BONG!

  4. Peggy Says:

    This gives a whole new meaning to “bringing home the bacon”. The next time someone says that, they will immediately be placed on the DHS watch list. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  5. PCL Says:

    LOL! Peggy. Talk about a lifetime supply of BLTs for lunch!

  6. Louis IX KingofFrawnce Says:

    I didn’t even get the transitional politics daily.
    I had to google tommy christopher and go thru the entry pages till I found everybody.
    but this site is even easier than PM.

  7. Michelle Says:

    sucks huh, Louie!

    I don’t like the new PD…

    thank goodness Cube and Tommy have sites!

  8. Rosalie Barger Says:

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