I know this isn’t XBox. It’s wrong to think of Barack wasting Somalian Pirates that way. But, is there merit to me enjoying watching a pirate meeting his demise? At the hands of Barack? With a butt dangling from his lip and an assault rifle trained on a Somalian Pirate’s skull? Someone call EA Sports. Or Disney. Whoever has the rights to toasting Somalian Pirates of the Somalianbean.
I’m sorry. But that shit would be tight. Obama should market this electronic “nerdgasm” and stimulate the economy even right-wing bloggers could not resist. Yes. I mean, they could always use the Larry Craig Avatar if not happy with Barack. Did I mention Pirates! comes with a virtual reality kit! The realization of our master plan. Of His Plan. The universe can be brainwashed overnight. Groovy.
We set the mind control devices not only in TV sets, but in Playstation 3’s and XBOX 360’s. Yeah. Before you know it, Barack is Emperor of the Galaxy. All because of a Pirate!. Barack is a bad muthu… shut your mouth!
I’m not a gamer. But, Pirates! would be one kick ass first-person shooter. Or slinger. Become Barack. President, love machine, and pirate killer.
Barack can roll up in some stealthy sub. Get points for finding treasures. Bonus if you find his hidden manger in Africa.
Since the 2nd Amendment is coming to a grinding halt, Barack comes equipped with a sling-shot. And, instead of blood spewing out of a dead Pirates head, there could be rainbows and Care Bears. For the kids and shit.
And they say bloggers just smoke pot and eat Cheetos.
>: Click To Log In. Become Barack.