Three of four pirates were forced to walk the plank. Yeah, they’re a little bit… DEAD. Captain Phillips of Vermont has been saved. Developing.. (Serendipitously, I did not foresee “interviewing” sharks all day let alone past eleven. Freudian perhaps, but that was only a nod to Kentucky Fried Movie. I’ll ask my Life Coach, Rawls)
Republicans are already somehow trying to spin this negatively towards Obama. Please. I actually have a copy of Red Planet’s gameplan before Captain Phillips was rescued. I know they are using a Tea Bag Mind Control Device on this writer who is actually brilliant. It must be. He needs to come to Camp Obama to be reprogrammed.
From an illegal wiretap of Red Planet willfully transmitted in violation of law and not subject to sovereign immunity:
Dear Fellow Members of Red Planet:
As you know, Somalian Pirates have taken an American, A REAL AMERICAN, captive. Obviously, this is Obama’s fault. It must be. It’s our job to point out President Obama’s failure on this piracy issue. Although there appears to be a stalemate.
Not to worry Red Heads! Our crack reporters are embedded off the southern tip of Africa so they can monitor what should be an overt operation for all to see.
Here’s our response: If Obama saves the captain, blame Obama. If Obama does not save the captain, blame Obama.
See you later with my tea bag,
Ruler of Red Planet
No. Red Planet would never have a post-hoc line of reasoning used even in the most absurd of circumstances. Would they?
They would. If Red Planet’s agenda is to win at all costs. If their objective and conclusion must be Obama ought not be president. Truf is not an issue. Not losing is the only myopic lens they prefer you look through. The only objective of Red Planet is President Obama’s failure — even in the face of something one cannot honestly assess blame or praise to because we are not privy to the covert operational plan. This contrarian philosophy, while understandable as a method to win, does not vitiate the utter void in intellect. Basically, this is total bullshit.
UPDATE: PRESIDENT OBAMA HAD A STANDING “SHOOT TO KILL” ORDER DAYS AGO. Sorry if the Navy or NSA negligently fails to update Newt or Red Planet on the covert operational movement nanosecond by nanosecond. That’s advanced Geraldo Rivera logic. Simply, Red Planet should congratulate the President and move on to another day. As have most conservatives who don’t want to remove yet another boot from their posterior.
I’m sorry. Red Planet controls content on their alleged “blog.” They admit to this. So, we’re supposed to digest a negative slant on Obama with regard to a successful rescue operation by Navy S.E.A.Ls? That somehow, Obama is lucky or “saved” by the circumstances in the middle of the fucking ocean and should be slighted negatively. Guffaw.
What a joke. Red Planet likes to refer to President Obama as a Socialist. Given the amount of force fed cow puckeys, that place is one wretched cyber Gulag. YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS! The name of the site starts with “Red” for Obama’s sake. Just break out a sickle and hammer Red Planet!
But, that’s Red Planet’s stated goal. To take down Barack at the expense of reality. And truth. And fairness. And justice. What’s fair is foul and what’s foul is fair. The Truf won’t set them free. Just ask Newt.
The Right is lucky to have Caleb. His style of writing is so persuasive, some are ready to make Obama walk a fucking gang plank for green lighting the rescue mission. Wait. I don’t know if it’s luck anymore. I’m conflicted. I’m kinda pissed.
There is so much delusional parasitic thinking at Red State, I’m fairly certain everyone ate bad acid. The trailing trolls are endless.
A real man shakes Obama’s hand, tips his cap, and moves on to the next day. Not Red Planet. Red Planet is that little shit in the playground who only gets it when you beat the daylights out of him and then rub his face in the sandbox. Give him a mouthful of dirt to digest. Twice. Not surprisingly, Planet stacks the deck to achieved its desired result — sniping at Obama in an attempt to riddle a great story on Easter Sunday.